Category: Music
Black Lodge/White Lodge: Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj Take to the Woods in “The Light Is Coming”
It’s the musical partnership that won’t stop. Barely one week after the homeless man siren song, “Bed,” it’s now Ariana Grande’s turn to take the [Read More…]
St. Vincent Leathers the Storm (of Orgiastic Semen) in “Fast Slow Disco”
New York, New York, it was a helluva town. Some people still think it is, even want to go so far as to creating their [Read More…]
The Louvre Licks An Asshole That’s Already Filled With Tongues on Instagram
With everyone going with the natural flow of an instant love for Beyoncé and Jay-Z dropping a surprise album called Everything Is Love as a sort [Read More…]
Björk and The Knife Probably Don’t Know What to Do With Them Damn Selves Over SOPHIE’s Oil of Every Pearl’s Un-Insides
It’s not always a natural fit for a producer to cross the line from soundboard to microphone, but in SOPHIE’s case, we’ve all been waiting [Read More…]
Tove Lo’s “Bitches”: Are We Getting Closer to or Further Away from a Matriarchy With A Video that Reveals We Still Need to Be Teaching Men How to Give Head?
On the one hand, the idea that a guy is amenable to being “taught” the tricks of the tongue trade when it comes to pussy [Read More…]
Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande’s “Bed”: Make Sure A Homeless Man Doesn’t Hear It
On the heels of Nicki Minaj being accused of hypocrisy for “shaming sex workers” (just par for the course of her natural gift for inciting [Read More…]
Nicki Minaj is the Only Person Left Willing to Bring What Rap Has Always Thrived On: Bifteka
While rap at its outset had its origins in a sort of “peacenik” vibe (see: West African roots), its modern manifestation is–or was–of course perhaps [Read More…]
Madonna Unintentionally Advocates For Parents In Dual Roles Everywhere/Basically Calls Her Exes Sperm Banks
Madonna is all for celebrating Father’s Day this year–in her self-proclaimed role as #momdad. Before posting a picture of her own father, Silvio “Tony” Ciccone [Read More…]
Everything Is Love (When Money Is Involved)
It’s the album that’s been in the works for a while, at least since before Lemonade usurped the highly profitable concept of a joint Jay-Z and Beyoncé [Read More…]
Christina Aguilera Is At Her Best When She’s At Her Least Sonically Cohesive: Liberation
To say that the sound of Christina Aguilera’s eighth album, Liberation, is all over the map is to embody understatement. At one moment echoing tones [Read More…]
