Cassie Howard Proves the Jimmy Soul Adage, “If You Wanna Be Happy for the Rest of Your Life, Never Make a Pretty Woman Your Wife”

Now that Cassie Howard (Sydney Sweeney) has become “Cassie Jacobs”—as Nate (Jacob Elordi) was sure to emphasize on the limo ride back to their house [Read More…]

The Video for “Runway” Offers “Glamorized Backrooms” a.k.a. Corporate Gay Settings to Go With Its Corporate Gay Sound

Like the shit-tastic, highly sanitized Michael, Lady Gaga and Doechii’s “Runway” video is bound to be a “crowd pleaser.” Which is to say, of course, [Read More…]

“Sanitized” Doesn’t Even Begin to Convey the Nature of Michael—But Maybe “Vomit-Inducing Puff Piece That Erases the Facts” Does

While critics have panned Michael (with one particularly poetic headline from BBC reading, “A bland and barely competent daytime TV movie”), it of course hasn’t [Read More…]

The Real Absurdity About Nate and Andy’s Relationship in The Devil Wears Prada Is That Nate Seems to Have No Concept of What It Means to Work in NYC

There has been no shortage of commentary and discourse on the nature of Andy Sachs (Anne Hathaway) and Nate Cooper’s (Adrian Grenier) relationship in the [Read More…]

With Her Full-Circle Confessions Moment, Madonna Steals the Show at Sabrina Carpenter’s Weekend 2 Coachella Performance

There’s no shortage of people who have argued that Madonna’s appearance at the 2006 edition of Coachella is what truly “killed” the festival. Or rather, [Read More…]