Category: Advertising
A Casper Commercial That Suggests Capitalism is the Best Reason to Be Alive
In the 90s, when capitalism was still yielding “bounty” to slightly more than just a few (as exemplified by the McCallister abode in Home Alone), [Read More…]
Who Knew Charli XCX Would Be the Death of “Every Kiss Begins With Kay”?
Perhaps in what is yet another major sign of Charli XCX going truly corporate (in addition to a collaboration with Madonna), of all the ad [Read More…]
Despite a Total Lack of Subtlety in Her Bath & Body Works Commercial, Hilary Duff Is Winning the “Millennial Spokesperson” Title in a Quieter Way Than Lindsay Lohan
On the heels of Lindsay Lohan releasing a Chime commercial that calls out younger millennials “officially turning thirty” (as she herself turned forty on July [Read More…]
To Mark Turning 40, Lindsay Lohan Leans Further Into the Idea of Being a “Millennial Mascot” (While Also Reminding Others That They’re Turning 30)
Perhaps even more than Paris Hilton (which is really saying something), the “millennial icon” that has most overtly and vehemently aligned herself with “being millennial” [Read More…]
Kiko Milano Enlists an Italian American in the Form of Madonna to Help Shepherd Their Brand Recognition into the U.S.
Adding yet another endorsement deal to her now seemingly endless “repertoire” of advertisements (including what currently remains her most non sequitur one: promoting Brazilian bank [Read More…]
Charli XCX’s Poppi Commercial is Like Something Out of The Moment
Throughout The Moment, the “real” Charli XCX seems to want to make it abundantly clear that her biggest phobia in life after the mainstream success [Read More…]
Macaulay Culkin’s Home Instead Commercial Tempted the Reaper, Goddammit
Although Catherine O’Hara’s career has been filled with many iconic roles, it is still, for so many, the part of “Kevin’s mom” a.k.a. Kate McCallister [Read More…]
Madonna Singing in Italian Doesn’t Quite Translate to Sonic “Oro” on “La Bambola”
The anticipation for Madonna to return to the spotlight with new music has continued to mount in the, unfathomably, seven years since she last came [Read More…]
The Dreamers, Non-Incest Edition: Madonna (Seemingly) Advocates for at Least Two Lovers in Dolce & Gabbana’s The One Advertisement
The last time Madonna was in a commercial of an actually filmed nature, it was 2023 and the “brand” in question was Itaú a.k.a. the [Read More…]
Mariah Carey’s “It’s Time” Announcement This Year: A PSA for Christmas’ Marriage to Capitalism
Although Mariah Carey had already announced, “It’s tiiiiiiiime!” long ago at this point, on November 1st, as actual Christmas approaches, it bears recalling just how [Read More…]
