Despite a Total Lack of Subtlety in Her Bath & Body Works Commercial, Hilary Duff Is Winning the “Millennial Spokesperson” Title in a Quieter Way Than Lindsay Lohan

On the heels of Lindsay Lohan releasing a Chime commercial that calls out younger millennials “officially turning thirty” (as she herself turned forty on July [Read More…]

To Mark Turning 40, Lindsay Lohan Leans Further Into the Idea of Being a “Millennial Mascot” (While Also Reminding Others That They’re Turning 30)

Perhaps even more than Paris Hilton (which is really saying something), the “millennial icon” that has most overtly and vehemently aligned herself with “being millennial” [Read More…]

Kiko Milano Enlists an Italian American in the Form of Madonna to Help Shepherd Their Brand Recognition into the U.S.

Adding yet another endorsement deal to her now seemingly endless “repertoire” of advertisements (including what currently remains her most non sequitur one: promoting Brazilian bank [Read More…]

Madonna Singing in Italian Doesn’t Quite Translate to Sonic “Oro” on “La Bambola”

The anticipation for Madonna to return to the spotlight with new music has continued to mount in the, unfathomably, seven years since she last came [Read More…]

The Dreamers, Non-Incest Edition: Madonna (Seemingly) Advocates for at Least Two Lovers in Dolce & Gabbana’s The One Advertisement

The last time Madonna was in a commercial of an actually filmed nature, it was 2023 and the “brand” in question was Itaú a.k.a. the [Read More…]

Mariah Carey’s “It’s Time” Announcement This Year: A PSA for Christmas’ Marriage to Capitalism

Although Mariah Carey had already announced, “It’s tiiiiiiiime!” long ago at this point, on November 1st, as actual Christmas approaches, it bears recalling just how [Read More…]

Macaulay Culkin Doubles Down on His “Wanna Feel Old?” Troll with a New Home Alone-Inspired Advert About In-Home Care for Kevin’s Mom

As though to further build on his infamous 2020 tweet (back when Twitter was still Twitter) that went, “Wanna feel old? I’m forty now,” Macaulay [Read More…]

Whether It’s Pointed or a Coincidence, Beyoncé Releases the Final Chapter in Her Levi’s Jeans Campaign in the Immediate Wake of the Sydney Sweeney Has Great “Jeans” Controversy

Jeans are apparently all the rage (to sell) these days. A truly hot commodity. Even when advertised…questionably. As American Eagle decided to do with their [Read More…]