Category: Music
Even John Lennon In His Boy Band Days Couldn’t Buy In to the Lyrics of “Do You Want to Know A Secret?”
In 1963, The Beatles had finally succeeded in doing what no other “foreign” band had: cracking the U.S.A. (though Beatlemania wouldn’t reach its crescendo in [Read More…]
Ariana Grande Has Some Vengeance & Fury (& Sexuality) to Strike Upon Thee in “God Is A Woman” Video
As her third single and video (or second, if you want to look at “The Light Is Coming” as “promotional”), from the upcoming Sweetener album [Read More…]
Kulture Shock
Almost as surely as Beyoncé is arching her brow over Cardi B’s very poseur-ish baby gender and name reveal Instagram post, Kulture Kiari Cephus is [Read More…]
A Blemish on Hype Williams’ Work: “Bed” Video Has Nothing to Do With Sleep or Sex, So Much As Mermaids and F21 Style Inspiration
After much buildup and anticipation, Nicki Minaj finally bestowed the music video for “Bed” upon us, only to leave us a little bit high and [Read More…]
The Louvre’s Licking of An Asshole Already Filled With Tongues Persists With Tour “Inspired by Beyoncé and Jay-Z”
The Louvre had already joined in on the overflowing-with-tongues joint asscrack of Beyoncé and Jay-Z after giving them a bathetic assignation/nod on their Instagram account in [Read More…]
Something Old Is New Again (As Usual): Lana Del Rey’s “Elvis” and The King
For those non-fangirls and boys out there, word of Lana Del Rey offering a new “composition,” as she dubbed it in typical Del Rey fashion, [Read More…]
Let Drake’s “Scorpion” Sting You (That Sounds Naughtier Than It Is)
Just as Madonna (the very person Drake humiliated in 2015 at Coachella) commenced her 1994 Bedtime Stories, so, too, does Drake begin his fifth studio [Read More…]
Now (Now) Hear This!: Gorillaz Go Minimalist in All Ways on Latest Album
After an overly ballooned with tracks and collaborators fifth album, Humanz, just last year (and on the heels of the global reckoning initiated by the [Read More…]
I Hate To Break It To You But… Britney Spears Was the Original Elon Musk
Britney Spears has still never received her full due in so many respects (even Paris Hilton has been heralded as a “businesswoman” in the present), [Read More…]
A Rare & Priceless Work of Art: Madonna’s Brand of Humor Goes Misunderstood Again
Madonna’s Instagram, at this point, has become nothing more than an expected hotbed of controversy–but what else could one anticipate when the queen of courting [Read More…]