Category: Pop Culture
Winona Ryder’s Facial Expressions: An Emotional Color Wheel That Probably Needs to Be Made Into A Poster for Spanish Class
Awards shows are generally pretty banal these days, and we must glom onto the one meme-able moment we can find. At last night’s Screen Actors [Read More…]
Mary Tyler Moore: The First Woman Who Made Singledom Glamorous
Before 1970, when Mary Richards made it onto the airwaves of the somewhat misleadingly named The Mary Tyler Moore Show, there was nary a trace [Read More…]
Happiness Lasts Forever…When Your Ashes Are Interred in A Prozac Urn
Only Carrie Fisher would make the interring of her ashes unique. While her plans for a comical obituary inspired by a conversation with George Lucas [Read More…]
Taking A Moment to Revere Carrie Fisher for Her Non-Star Wars Legacy
Carrie Fisher. Princess Leia. You can’t say one without thinking the other. And yet, there is so much more to Fisher’s career than this role. [Read More…]
Maybe Lena Dunham Has Never Gotten an Abortion Because She Is One
By now, it’s pretty clear that Lena Dunham is utterly out of touch with any form of reality, least of all ones pertaining to the [Read More…]
A Void in the Socialite World: RIP Zsa Zsa Gabor
Arguably the woman who wrote the book (incidentally, she has written a few books, one of which includes How to Catch a Man, How to Keep a [Read More…]
Who’s A Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie Now? Anthony Michael Hall to Face Potential Jail Time For Assault
Though Anthony Michael Hall has been kind of buff ever since 1990’s Edward Scissorhands, the masses always remember him–if they remember him at all–as that [Read More…]
Wes Anderson Infuses H&M With A Touch of The Darjeeling Limited
One supposes H&M has now reached that point where it doesn’t need to really advertise for the actual clothing it sells. It’s just far too [Read More…]
Kristen Stewart and St. Vincent: Proof That Lesbianism Is Frequently A Straight Person’s Act of Desperation
Though Lindsay Lohan kind of blazed the trail back in 2008 with the whole straight woman randomly deciding to date another female trend, at least [Read More…]
Kanye West Cancels Rest of Tour Most Likely Because He Was Traumatized by Sacramento
Anyone who is not from Sacramento, who has not suffered the den of slack you experience the second from entering cannot possibly understand or empathize [Read More…]