Category: Pop Culture
Lindsay Lohan Inexplicably Uses Off-Brand Version of Madonna’s “Illuminati” for Lohan Beach House “Commercial”
One supposes that since “commercials” can all be put on Instagram without having to trouble oneself with paying the amount it would have required in [Read More…]
Madonna Unintentionally Advocates For Parents In Dual Roles Everywhere/Basically Calls Her Exes Sperm Banks
Madonna is all for celebrating Father’s Day this year–in her self-proclaimed role as #momdad. Before posting a picture of her own father, Silvio “Tony” Ciccone [Read More…]
Grimes Already Showing Effects of Dating Elon Musk By Debuting her Latest Song in An Apple Commercial
While only Grimes could manage to make an Apple commercial feel “artsy,” it is still, nonetheless, an Apple commercial. And its release comes at a [Read More…]
Cynthia Nixon Proves Herself As Cutthroat As Any Politician By Preying on New Yorkers’ Sex and the City Nostalgia
It almost seems too perfect that Cynthia Nixon should time her announcement to run for governor of New York (for you have to be a [Read More…]
2018 to 2016: Ima One-Up Your Death Scene
2016 was a legendary year for so many reasons. Not just because it signaled the true demise of American politics, but because it offed so [Read More…]
The Ongoing Battle Between Kesha & Dr. Luke Casts A Spotlight on the Music Industry’s Inability to Absorb #MeToo
Timed to coincide perfectly with Lily Allen’s recent comments about the #MeToo movement in her interview with The New Statesman, it would appear that the [Read More…]
Qualifications for the Fairy Tale Ending
With Meghan Markle’s complete metamorphosis into Meghan, Duchess of Sussex and the official photos of the wedding released to added meme-able fanfare, it gives one [Read More…]
Donald Trump Is Both Strangely & Expectedly the Cause Behind Ending Goth Day (a.k.a. Bats Day) at Disneyland
While Donald Trump’s presidency has unwittingly turned everyone goth as a result of the misery he hath wrought worldwide, it didn’t seem that he could [Read More…]
It’s Not Easy To Receive An Indirect Birthday Message That You’re Shite: Morrissey and Sparks
Sparks, the 70s-originating band consisting of brother duo Russell and Ron Mael, has long been fetishized and adored by Morrissey, unwavering in his devotion to [Read More…]
It Took A Minute, But Nicki Minaj’s “Chun-Li” Finally Gets Lambasted As Cultural Appropriation As A Result of Her SNL Performance
Barring the fact that Chun-Li is a street fighting character that Nicki Minaj has of late chosen to adopt in sort of the same way [Read More…]
