Going Through Hollywood to Get to the Presidency: A Symbol of the Ever-Deteriorating Meaning of Politics

Not that Hollywood really means anything anymore–at least in terms of being held up as an impenetrable beacon of light that we should all aspire [Read More…]

Amy Winehouse’s “What Is It About Men?” Embraces The Fatalism of Her Tragic Life

They say that only you can control your destiny–every other Calvinist-oriented platitude spouting predestination is bullshit. But Shakespeare, Amy Winehouse’s fellow countryman, would likely beg [Read More…]

Only Britney Spears Could Find A Way Revolutionize Perfume for All Genders While Still Maintaining Her Heteronormative Steez

As a girl with the most extensive number of perfumes in the celebrity game (illustriously beating out Paris Hilton) and a song called, naturally, “Perfume,” [Read More…]

The Louvre’s Licking of An Asshole Already Filled With Tongues Persists With Tour “Inspired by Beyoncé and Jay-Z”

The Louvre had already joined in on the overflowing-with-tongues joint asscrack of Beyoncé and Jay-Z after giving them a bathetic assignation/nod on their Instagram account in [Read More…]

Celebrity Skin Care is the New Celebrity Fragrance: Paris Hilton’s ProD.N.A. to Take On Madonna’s MDNA

Because every celebrity isn’t a true celebrity until they have the means to bankroll a skin care line, it seems Paris Hilton is further asserting [Read More…]