Category: Pop Culture
Envisioning Susan Shopping at Target for Her Rhinestone Boots
As the scandalization effect of Target opening in the East Village starts to wear off and people get rather comfortable with the idea of having [Read More…]
The Louvre Was One Thing, But You Just Stay the Fuck Away From the Colosseum
The Louvre is arguably even more of a corporate slut than The Met at this point. Welcoming everything into its doors once Jean-Luc Godard set [Read More…]
Only Britney Spears Could Find A Way Revolutionize Perfume for All Genders While Still Maintaining Her Heteronormative Steez
As a girl with the most extensive number of perfumes in the celebrity game (illustriously beating out Paris Hilton) and a song called, naturally, “Perfume,” [Read More…]
Jailed for Good Marketing Sense: Pussy Riot
Pussy Riot, a collective of Russian women that formed in 2011, have been flirting with fame in the West ever since being arrested in March [Read More…]
Kulture Shock
Almost as surely as Beyoncé is arching her brow over Cardi B’s very poseur-ish baby gender and name reveal Instagram post, Kulture Kiari Cephus is [Read More…]
The Louvre’s Licking of An Asshole Already Filled With Tongues Persists With Tour “Inspired by Beyoncé and Jay-Z”
The Louvre had already joined in on the overflowing-with-tongues joint asscrack of Beyoncé and Jay-Z after giving them a bathetic assignation/nod on their Instagram account in [Read More…]
Something Old Is New Again (As Usual): Lana Del Rey’s “Elvis” and The King
For those non-fangirls and boys out there, word of Lana Del Rey offering a new “composition,” as she dubbed it in typical Del Rey fashion, [Read More…]
Celebrity Skin Care is the New Celebrity Fragrance: Paris Hilton’s ProD.N.A. to Take On Madonna’s MDNA
Because every celebrity isn’t a true celebrity until they have the means to bankroll a skin care line, it seems Paris Hilton is further asserting [Read More…]
David Lynch Continues to Tell Us, “I Don’t Feel That I Need to Explain My Art to You, Warren”
David Lynch, the king of conjuring interpretations and criticisms that will probably never signify any of what he originally intended (hence, some parties arguing that [Read More…]
Lindsay Lohan Inexplicably Uses Off-Brand Version of Madonna’s “Illuminati” for Lohan Beach House “Commercial”
One supposes that since “commercials” can all be put on Instagram without having to trouble oneself with paying the amount it would have required in [Read More…]
