Amy Winehouse’s “What Is It About Men?” Embraces The Fatalism of Her Tragic Life

They say that only you can control your destiny–every other Calvinist-oriented platitude spouting predestination is bullshit. But Shakespeare, Amy Winehouse’s fellow countryman, would likely beg [Read More…]

Only Britney Spears Could Find A Way Revolutionize Perfume for All Genders While Still Maintaining Her Heteronormative Steez

As a girl with the most extensive number of perfumes in the celebrity game (illustriously beating out Paris Hilton) and a song called, naturally, “Perfume,” [Read More…]

The Louvre’s Licking of An Asshole Already Filled With Tongues Persists With Tour “Inspired by Beyoncé and Jay-Z”

The Louvre had already joined in on the overflowing-with-tongues joint asscrack of Beyoncé and Jay-Z after giving them a bathetic assignation/nod on their Instagram account in [Read More…]

Celebrity Skin Care is the New Celebrity Fragrance: Paris Hilton’s ProD.N.A. to Take On Madonna’s MDNA

Because every celebrity isn’t a true celebrity until they have the means to bankroll a skin care line, it seems Paris Hilton is further asserting [Read More…]

David Lynch Continues to Tell Us, “I Don’t Feel That I Need to Explain My Art to You, Warren”

David Lynch, the king of conjuring interpretations and criticisms that will probably never signify any of what he originally intended (hence, some parties arguing that [Read More…]