Category: Music
Azealia Banks Might Have A Point About Cardi B
The somehow divisive results of the number one song for the week of September 25th on the Billboard Hot 100 not only speaks to the [Read More…]
“White Mustang”: “Burning Up” Meets “Deeper and Deeper”
Because to be famous in the twenty-first century is to release little “teases” of your work on social media, most knew what to expect from [Read More…]
LCD Soundsystem’s American Dream Comes At An Ironic Moment–And Chooses To Ignore Time Altogether
To listen to LCD Soundsystem’s fourth album, released after a seven-year hiatus, is to be transported back to the exact time you last heard something [Read More…]
Self-Deprecation Looks Better Than It Sounds: Taylor Swift’s “Look What You Made Me Do” Video
“Look What You Made Me Do” is a pile of shit of a song. Worse yet, it’s not even an original pile of shit song, [Read More…]
The 2017 VMAs: An Exhibition of the Enfeebled State of Music
It’s not that you’re getting older (okay, yes, you are). It’s that music has genuinely gotten worse over time. For those who used to watch [Read More…]
“Look What You Made Me Do” Is A Spoiled Little Girl’s Anger Turned Outward
It’s what the masses have been waiting for: Taylor Swift’s return to music. Unfortunately, that return has been in the form of “Look What You [Read More…]
Stop Giving Credit to Taylor Swift for Something Britney Spears Did Sixteen Years Ago
Everyone is really amazed by Taylor Swift’s ability to guilefully wield a snake–and yes, it is a snake, despite much scientific debate. How clever, how [Read More…]
Katy Perry Might Have Done Better Not to Release A Video for “Swish Swish”
Billed as being the most “unwatchable, eye-gouging blowout of the season,” the game that the sports commentators, Bill Walton and Rich Eisen, in the opening [Read More…]
That Time Madonna Wrote “Push” For Guy Ritchie To Tell Herself That Him Being A Dickhead Was At Least Inspirational
In 2005, Madonna had endured her greatest physical trauma yet: falling off a horse. Naturally, because she’s Madonna, she got back on it literally and [Read More…]
“Nothing is real. Love is everything. And I am nothing.”: Kesha’s Rainbow Picks Up Where Warrior Left Off
It can be difficult to be evolutionary as an artist when your entire life hangs in the balance of a producer with a name that [Read More…]
