Björk and The Knife Probably Don’t Know What to Do With Them Damn Selves Over SOPHIE’s Oil of Every Pearl’s Un-Insides

It’s not always a natural fit for a producer to cross the line from soundboard to microphone, but in SOPHIE’s case, we’ve all been waiting [Read More…]

Tove Lo’s “Bitches”: Are We Getting Closer to or Further Away from a Matriarchy With A Video that Reveals We Still Need to Be Teaching Men How to Give Head?

On the one hand, the idea that a guy is amenable to being “taught” the tricks of the tongue trade when it comes to pussy [Read More…]

Madonna Unintentionally Advocates For Parents In Dual Roles Everywhere/Basically Calls Her Exes Sperm Banks

Madonna is all for celebrating Father’s Day this year–in her self-proclaimed role as #momdad. Before posting a picture of her own father, Silvio “Tony” Ciccone [Read More…]

Grimes Already Showing Effects of Dating Elon Musk By Debuting her Latest Song in An Apple Commercial

While only Grimes could manage to make an Apple commercial feel “artsy,” it is still, nonetheless, an Apple commercial. And its release comes at a [Read More…]