Tag: Lindsay Lohan
Millennial Horror Show: Search Party Season 3
At one point early on in the third season of Search Party, District Attorney Polly Danziger (Michaela Watkins) tells her assistant prosecutor, “Everything I hate [Read More…]
Lindsay Lohan Remains the Only One to Have Written A Frank Father-Daughter Relationship Song–Just Sayin’
That vexing term “daddy issues”–the one used to connote that a woman is damaged goods in her pursuit of men who will pay attention to [Read More…]
Mondo Bullshittio #5: Lindsay Lohan Is Still Staging “Comebacks” Centered Around “Letting Go” of the Past (When the Past Is the Only Thing That’s Still Kept Her Afloat)
In a series called Mondo Bullshittio, let’s talk about some of the most glaring hypocrisies in pop culture… and all that it affects. Every time [Read More…]
Regina George Probably Would’ve Been Praised for Her Burgeoning Badonkadonk Rather Than Made Fun of For It in the Now
Back in 2004, when Mean Girls served as ostensibly the last truly iconic high school movie at the same level as Heathers or Clueless, our [Read More…]
MARINA’s “Orange Trees”: A Better Representation of Greece Than Lohan Beach Club
As MARINA continues to unlock the singles from both sides of her thematically titled LOVE + FEAR album (not to be confused with Mrs. Farmer’s [Read More…]
Georgia Rule: Lindsay Lohan’s Least Watched Movie Is Also Likely Her Best as a Result of Certain Autobiographical Elements
While there are, to be sure, plenty of “films” in the Lindsay Lohan oeuvre that have been underlooked in the era called post-Mean Girls (Just [Read More…]
If You Thought Detachment Spurred by Celebrity Covetousness & Social Media Was New, Just Remember The Bling Ring
While we remain quick to accuse the present moment as the zenith of a low point in society in terms of just how self-obsessed, hollow [Read More…]
In Defense of Meredith Blake, Rightful Child Hater
While Lindsay Lohan was once capable of rendering audiences sympathetic toward her character before she became a cokehead/lush/TMZ darling, she managed to make us fall [Read More…]
Machete As Forerunner to 2016 Political Campaign
Robert Rodriguez’s 2010, let’s call it, cult classic, Machete, might not have been, shall we say, necessary as something to build on from the series [Read More…]
Lindsay Lohan Inexplicably Uses Off-Brand Version of Madonna’s “Illuminati” for Lohan Beach House “Commercial”
One supposes that since “commercials” can all be put on Instagram without having to trouble oneself with paying the amount it would have required in [Read More…]
