Tag: Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan Inexplicably Uses Off-Brand Version of Madonna’s “Illuminati” for Lohan Beach House “Commercial”
One supposes that since “commercials” can all be put on Instagram without having to trouble oneself with paying the amount it would have required in [Read More…]
Lawyer.com & The Dichotomy of Lindsay Lohan’s Long-standing Self-Deprecating Humor
As a celebrity of a certain caliber, the kind that becomes more known for their personal antics than their “artistic output,” it can be second [Read More…]
Cady Heron Mutates Into Thea Clayhill in Labor Pains
Beginning her first foray into the TV movie world after success-turned-tabloid demise (Life-Size on the Disney Channel aired pre-height of Mean Girls fame), the Lindsay [Read More…]
I Know Who Killed Me: Lindsay Lohan’s Grown Up Version of The Parent Trap
By 2007, Lindsay Lohan had long ago lost the public’s interest in her actual acting. It was instead about what sort of tabloid fodder she [Read More…]
God Hates Non-Famous Landmarks, Spares The Parent Trap House from Wildfires Raging Near Napa
As one of the few films set in Napa (apart from, obviously, Sideways), the 1998 remake of The Parent Trap stands out not just for [Read More…]
Hopefully Jared Leto Plays A Better Hugh Hefner Than Mark David Chapman
Jared Leto may have the forgiveness of time on his side when it comes to audiences forgetting all about the rather bad 2007 Mark David [Read More…]
Lindsay Lohan in Sick Note: Hopefully Like A Spinoff of What Happened to Annie James From The Parent Trap
Lindsay Lohan’s commitment to all things European, especially faulty accents of no distinct nature, has reached a new plateau with her first acting gig since [Read More…]
Bad Luck & American Female Celebrities in Europe
As Manchester gradually works toward recovering from the terrorist attack that took place while Ariana Grande performed at Manchester Arena on May 22nd, it bears recalling [Read More…]
Lindsay Lohan’s Got A Case of the Madonnas
Lindsay Lohan has been making headlines for all the wrong reasons of late. On the heels of her severed ring finger incident, Lohan has now [Read More…]
Kesha Has Lindsay Lohan Moment in Court Room After Judge Reaches Verdict in Her Case Against Dr. Luke
Just when you though Kesha was having a bout of good luck after New York Supreme Court justice Shirley Kornreich ruled in her favor in a [Read More…]
