80s Cock Rock Combined With A Seeming Explanation of Why Grimes ‘Hearts’ Elon Comes Across on “We Appreciate Power”

Though the premise behind Grimes’ first official single, “We Appreciate Power,” from her much dangled upcoming album is intended to be told from the perspective [Read More…]

Reggae-Infused, Clean Bandit’s “Playboy Style” Featuring Charli XCX and Bhad Bhabie Would Make Alright, Still-Era Lily Allen Proud

It’s not always advisable for anyone with a blanco skin tone to attempt to dabble in reggae (Sublime and 311 come to mind). And yet, [Read More…]

You Can’t Fuck Up a “Dating Scene” That’s Already Decimated: The Amazon by Way of Long Island City Bro Infiltration

“The dating scene,” a term that is almost as unreal in tangible existence as “the matrix,” takes on a particularly cartoonish in its laughability bent [Read More…]

Capitulate to Your Class: The Kim Kardashian Private Firefighter Backlash & What It Says About Poor People Jealousy

For whatever bizarre and pointless reason, those who are, shall we say, poor (which, in the current year signifies not being a millionaire) still relish [Read More…]

“I Finally Found a Way to Make Money That Doesn’t Involve Shoveling Shit”: Can You Ever Forgive Me?

The screenwriter writing a biopic is perhaps as instrumental to better understanding a subject as the biographer. Or, in certain cases, autobiographer. That said, Nicole [Read More…]