Category: Music
On the Antiquatedness of Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Lyrics
There are a number of reasons why Avril Lavigne’s 2002 single, “Sk8er Boi,” is lyrically (and musically) obsolete. The chief cause for this antiquatedness is [Read More…]
Nicki Minaj “Backs” Down
Nicki Minaj, usually someone Madonna would deem an #unapologeticbitch, has done something even more shocking than creating a music video chock full of Nazi imagery: [Read More…]
The Unexpected Wisdom of “Blank Space”
Taylor Swift, recently reamed for creating the worst anthem about New York City ever, has come back with a fighting swing using her latest single [Read More…]
Spice Girls’ “Wannabe” Being Deemed Catchiest Song of All-Time Just Might Mean the Earth is Made Up of Mongoloids
No one loves the Spice Girls more than me, except maybe David Beckham, but a recent scientific study conducted by the University of Amsterdam that’s [Read More…]
Nicki Minaj Re-Appropriates Nazism, And It Looks Far Chicer
Nicki Minaj continues to cause outrage with the latest single, “Only,” from her forthcoming The Pinkprint album. Set against the backdrop of animated Nazi/fascist imagery, [Read More…]
Taylor Swift and Catey Shaw Should Probably Start Hanging Out With Each Other
The last time a white girl was this maligned for acting as some sort of “spokesperson” for city life was just three months ago when [Read More…]
Should You Season Your Playlist With “Iggy SZN”?
The latest single from Iggy Azalea, pop culture grafter and Nicki Minaj offender extraordinaire, leaves one to wonder if she’s mildly deaf. Sure, there’s your [Read More…]
In Memoriam of Ashlee Simpson’s Career
Ten years ago this week, Ashlee Simpson destroyed all of the good faith she had built up with her reality show, The Ashlee Simpson Show, [Read More…]
Taylor Swift’s Love Song to New York Proves She Must Actually Hate It
The buzz surrounding Taylor Swift’s forthcoming fifth album, 1989 (obviously named after the year she was born), has only increased as the release date approaches. [Read More…]
The Return of Ms. Stefani
Gwen Stefani has re-emerged from obscurity time and time again, but this has been the longest break she’s ever taken from the world of music. [Read More…]
