Category: Music
The Remarkable White Maleness of the 2015 Grammys
For as much shit as white men (and whites in general) receive for being overly exposed in the media, it has nonetheless proven to be ineffective [Read More…]
Raging Bull: The Return of Madonna to the Mainstream at the Grammys
While Madonna may seem gone to those who don’t regularly keep up with her canon of work, last night’s Grammy performance of the first single [Read More…]
The Many Ways in Which Madonna’s 2012 Super Bowl Performance Can’t Be Surpassed
There have been numerous memorable moments in the annals of Super Bowl Halftime Show history. From “Walk This Way” performed by Aerosmith, *NSYNC, Britney Spears, [Read More…]
Miley Cyrus’ Emoji Tattoos Make Me Feel Emotionless
The death of Hannah Montana has been rough on us all, continuing to manifest in Miley Cryus’ ceaseless quest to impress/show that she’s the closest [Read More…]
Blink-182 Is Clearly One of “All The Small Things” to Tom DeLonge
With the 90s and early 00s experiencing one of its strongest renaissances yet, it’s only natural that Blink-182 would continue to revive its touring tendencies, [Read More…]
Charli XCX’s Latest Video, “Doing It,” With Rita Ora is Like a Flaccid Version of Aerosmith’s “Crazy”
There was a time when lackluster music videos featuring a duo of women doing licentious things would not have been permitted to be in any [Read More…]
Damon Albarn Simultaneously Delights & Causes Concern By Announcing Plans to Adapt Alice in Wonderland
Damon Albarn, the musical wunderkind who brought America Britpop at its purest and then went on to co-found the animated group Gorillaz, is gravitating toward [Read More…]
Bjork Takes a Cue From Madonna, Releases Album Early in Response to Leaks
Further proving that the internet is one giant leaky faucet, Bjork was “artistically raped” after a number of songs from Vulnicura (sounds like Vulva, I [Read More…]
Portland Caricaturizes Itself By Making January 20th “Decemberists Day”
January 20th is no longer just about the State of the Union address. At least not in Portland. As of today, it is Decemberists Day. [Read More…]
My Ex Was Almost Killed by the Taliban: Another Potential Title For Britney Spears’ Memoir
Is there something about being with Britney Spears that signals a kiss of death for any man who attempts a romantic dalliance with her? Maybe. [Read More…]
