Lana Del Rey Goes Country–a.k.a. Maintains Her Normal Sound–For Two New Songs Performed at The Ally Coalition Talent Show

Dolly Parton has nothing to worry about in the wake of Lana Del Rey’s performance of two more new tracks written with Jack Antonoff, performed [Read More…]

Unlike O.J., Miley Cyrus Becomes National Hero During High-Speed Police Chase in Dolly Partonesque “Nothing Breaks Like A Heart”

Miley Cyrus has never been any stranger to controversy in her post-Hannah Montana jailbreak, evoking media furor at every turn with pole dancing at the [Read More…]

80s Cock Rock Combined With A Seeming Explanation of Why Grimes ‘Hearts’ Elon Comes Across on “We Appreciate Power”

Though the premise behind Grimes’ first official single, “We Appreciate Power,” from her much dangled upcoming album is intended to be told from the perspective [Read More…]

Reggae-Infused, Clean Bandit’s “Playboy Style” Featuring Charli XCX and Bhad Bhabie Would Make Alright, Still-Era Lily Allen Proud

It’s not always advisable for anyone with a blanco skin tone to attempt to dabble in reggae (Sublime and 311 come to mind). And yet, [Read More…]