Category: Film
Neurotic, Neurotic/Put Your Paws All Over Dolittle’s Neglected Body
In the face of Dolittle’s unanimous, Serenity-level panning (an unfortunate turn of events for the studio responsible for its release–Universal–that perhaps overly delights in the [Read More…]
The Difference Between Rich People “Making Lemonade Out of Lemons” vs. Broke Asses Having To Simply Eat Old, Bitter Half-Lemons: Parasite
To truly understand just how stuck in one’s station in life they are from the time of birth–how utterly irrelevant the myth of “capitalism” is–one [Read More…]
Joker: The Most Offensive White People Movie at the Oscars Since La La Land
Let us go back to a simpler time. The late summer of 2016. People were still enraged about white male domination, but it hadn’t become [Read More…]
Brad’s Status Is The Same As the Rest Of Ours, Or: No One Is Actually As Into You As You Are
There is no denying the precise motive behind Mike White setting the stage for 2017’s Brad’s Status in Sacramento. It is the perfect place for [Read More…]
Like A Boss Doesn’t Do Much to Debunk The Myth of Women in Power Being Mondo Cunts
While, at face value, Like A Boss (directed by Miguel Arteta, who slightly damages his street cred with this movie after offerings like Beatriz at [Read More…]
Sisterhood Is A Bitch: Little Women
In a Midsommar-esque scene excluded from the latest adaptation of Little Women from Greta Gerwig, Winona Ryder as Jo March dancing around a maypole rues, [Read More…]
Company Culture Is A Palimpsest of Those at the Top: Bombshell
When it comes to women who helped blaze the trail for a new wave of feminism, of course Megyn Kelly (Charlize Theron, eerily adopting her [Read More…]
Long Shot Short-Changes the Embracing of More Powerful Women in Relationships By Rendering the Narrative With Fairy Tale Flavor
In the realm of “modern” fairy tales, perhaps all we have to speak of in the present is Long Shot. A politically tinged comedy (or [Read More…]
Contemplating Something As Retro As What’s Your Number? Being Made Within the Past Decade
Despite 2011 being an early year in the decade that feels strange to call the 10s (even if some people speculate that the 00s never [Read More…]
Every Generation Becomes Worse Than the Last: Gremlins
As each year passes, and Gremlins evermore secures a place in the must-see canon of Christmas movies (even if unconventional ones in the vein of [Read More…]
