Category: Film
Miss Americana: Taylor Swift Still Clearly Wants to Be America’s Sweetheart With An “Edge”
It’s no secret that Taylor Swift has been “changing.” That she’s been “evolving” to a point where she’s finally comfortable enough to feel unmuzzled about [Read More…]
Where Depraved Housewives are Concerned, Betty Draper Has Nothing On Hunter Conrad in Swallow
As far as The Bell Jar moments go in terms of applying to housewives forcing themselves to be resigned to watching any other potential they [Read More…]
Putting A Moratorium on “Barracuda” to Connote Female Empowerment
In the same way it appears to be a requirement to use New Order’s “Blue Monday” to indicate it’s the 80s (most recently manifest in [Read More…]
No “Gentlemen” in England…Nor in the Tacit Generational Power Struggle: Guy Ritchie’s Latest Is A Biting Statement on Young Vs. Old
After the overt “for the paycheck” movie that was the live action remake of Aladdin last year, Guy Ritchie has seen fit to re-prove his [Read More…]
Neurotic, Neurotic/Put Your Paws All Over Dolittle’s Neglected Body
In the face of Dolittle’s unanimous, Serenity-level panning (an unfortunate turn of events for the studio responsible for its release–Universal–that perhaps overly delights in the [Read More…]
The Difference Between Rich People “Making Lemonade Out of Lemons” vs. Broke Asses Having To Simply Eat Old, Bitter Half-Lemons: Parasite
To truly understand just how stuck in one’s station in life they are from the time of birth–how utterly irrelevant the myth of “capitalism” is–one [Read More…]
Joker: The Most Offensive White People Movie at the Oscars Since La La Land
Let us go back to a simpler time. The late summer of 2016. People were still enraged about white male domination, but it hadn’t become [Read More…]
Brad’s Status Is The Same As the Rest Of Ours, Or: No One Is Actually As Into You As You Are
There is no denying the precise motive behind Mike White setting the stage for 2017’s Brad’s Status in Sacramento. It is the perfect place for [Read More…]
Like A Boss Doesn’t Do Much to Debunk The Myth of Women in Power Being Mondo Cunts
While, at face value, Like A Boss (directed by Miguel Arteta, who slightly damages his street cred with this movie after offerings like Beatriz at [Read More…]
Sisterhood Is A Bitch: Little Women
In a Midsommar-esque scene excluded from the latest adaptation of Little Women from Greta Gerwig, Winona Ryder as Jo March dancing around a maypole rues, [Read More…]
