Celebrity Skin Care is the New Celebrity Fragrance: Paris Hilton’s ProD.N.A. to Take On Madonna’s MDNA

Because every celebrity isn’t a true celebrity until they have the means to bankroll a skin care line, it seems Paris Hilton is further asserting [Read More…]

David Lynch Continues to Tell Us, “I Don’t Feel That I Need to Explain My Art to You, Warren”

David Lynch, the king of conjuring interpretations and criticisms that will probably never signify any of what he originally intended (hence, some parties arguing that [Read More…]

Lindsay Lohan Inexplicably Uses Off-Brand Version of Madonna’s “Illuminati” for Lohan Beach House “Commercial”

One supposes that since “commercials” can all be put on Instagram without having to trouble oneself with paying the amount it would have required in [Read More…]