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It’s not always advisable for anyone with a blanco skin tone to attempt to dabble in reggae (Sublime and 311 come to mind). And yet, [Read More…]

You Can’t Fuck Up a “Dating Scene” That’s Already Decimated: The Amazon by Way of Long Island City Bro Infiltration

“The dating scene,” a term that is almost as unreal in tangible existence as “the matrix,” takes on a particularly cartoonish in its laughability bent [Read More…]

Capitulate to Your Class: The Kim Kardashian Private Firefighter Backlash & What It Says About Poor People Jealousy

For whatever bizarre and pointless reason, those who are, shall we say, poor (which, in the current year signifies not being a millionaire) still relish [Read More…]

“I Finally Found a Way to Make Money That Doesn’t Involve Shoveling Shit”: Can You Ever Forgive Me?

The screenwriter writing a biopic is perhaps as instrumental to better understanding a subject as the biographer. Or, in certain cases, autobiographer. That said, Nicole [Read More…]