Eating Still Not Kosher: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show & the Strange Political Time For Wanting to Be Visually Appealing

That the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was incepted into existence at the height of the anorexic glamor (1995) of what it meant to be a [Read More…]

Bush Shit: The Injustice of George H.W. Bush Dipping Out Before Having to Deal With Any of the Consequences of His Environmental Decisions

George H.W. Bush, who became mildly more respected later on in life, along with just about every other Republican president that is now deemed a [Read More…]

Unlike O.J., Miley Cyrus Becomes National Hero During High-Speed Police Chase in Dolly Partonesque “Nothing Breaks Like A Heart”

Miley Cyrus has never been any stranger to controversy in her post-Hannah Montana jailbreak, evoking media furor at every turn with pole dancing at the [Read More…]

80s Cock Rock Combined With A Seeming Explanation of Why Grimes ‘Hearts’ Elon Comes Across on “We Appreciate Power”

Though the premise behind Grimes’ first official single, “We Appreciate Power,” from her much dangled upcoming album is intended to be told from the perspective [Read More…]

Reggae-Infused, Clean Bandit’s “Playboy Style” Featuring Charli XCX and Bhad Bhabie Would Make Alright, Still-Era Lily Allen Proud

It’s not always advisable for anyone with a blanco skin tone to attempt to dabble in reggae (Sublime and 311 come to mind). And yet, [Read More…]

You Can’t Fuck Up a “Dating Scene” That’s Already Decimated: The Amazon by Way of Long Island City Bro Infiltration

“The dating scene,” a term that is almost as unreal in tangible existence as “the matrix,” takes on a particularly cartoonish in its laughability bent [Read More…]

Capitulate to Your Class: The Kim Kardashian Private Firefighter Backlash & What It Says About Poor People Jealousy

For whatever bizarre and pointless reason, those who are, shall we say, poor (which, in the current year signifies not being a millionaire) still relish [Read More…]