“thank u, next” is a Celebration of the 21st Century Phenomenon Finding Its Way to More “Straight” Women Than Ever: Sologamy

Being that no one believes in the concept of “straight” in the post-twentieth century apocalypse we’ve chosen to ignore is happening, there can be no [Read More…]

That Embarrassing Moment When You’ve Written A Song Titled After Your Boyfriend & Then You Inevitably Break Up

Despite the ardency with which Ariana Grande announced of her decision to change the name of the song “Pete” on Sweetener to the even more [Read More…]