Tag: Lindsay Lohan
The Nancy Meyers Method
When considering female writer-directors who have truly left an imprint on Hollywood, Nancy Meyers is among the forerunners on the list, the likes of Mary [Read More…]
Is Britney Spears Experiencing A Lindsay Lohan in 2008 Low?
Although many a major celebrity/pop star has appeared as a guest star on a TV series (mostly conceding to Will & Grace or Friends), it’s [Read More…]
James Franco’s Obsession With Fetishizing Damaged Goods
In the wake of James Franco’s doucherific story, “Bungalow 89,” “loosely based” on his encounter with Lindsay Lohan at the Chateau Marmont, one would have [Read More…]
Movie Reunions: A Sad Homage to the Films Themselves
The popularity of movie reunions is telling of the surge of nostalgia people feel for an era in cinema they (rightly) deem to be better [Read More…]
Life-Size: An Attempt at Cautioning Against Children of the Future
Before Lindsay Lohan became a household name with Mean Girls in 2004, she was still an active Disney shill in movies like The Parent Trap, [Read More…]
It Takes Angelina Jolie To Make People Care
Angelina Jolie, who at this point is more known for being a “personality” than an actress, has forced the American masses (or at least the [Read More…]
Irony Was Not Defined Until Lindsay Lohan Became A Spokesperson for Car Insurance
There have been a great many ironic occurrences in the world of celebrity culture, and yet, I can’t think of one that matches up to [Read More…]
And I Will Always Hate Lifetime: The Network That Keeps Making Shitty Movies About Dead People
After the back to back shame and embarrassment of The Brittany Murphy Story and Aalyiah: Princess of R&B, Lifetime is back to give and receive [Read More…]
The Mean Girls Reunion Spread Indicates None of the Former Cast Members Have Shit to Do
When Mean Girls came out, all those years ago in 2004, it was already being likened to a modern day Heathers. Ten years later, it’s [Read More…]
Round Up The Cattle: Evan Rachel Wood Breaks Down Her 2003 Group Photo Shoot for Vanity Fair
From approximately 2002 to 2006, the tween/teen world was experiencing a Golden Age. From the Olsen twins general prevalence to Gilmore Girls to Amanda Bynes [Read More…]
