Tag: Lana Del Rey
My Pussy Doesn’t Taste Like Pepsi Cola: How Celebrities Have Cultivated A New Breed of Things to Covet
It used to be that thinness was about the only thing a girl needed to covet in terms of how female celebrities looked. Gone are [Read More…]
The Appropriateness of Lana Del Rey’s Birthday Falling on Father’s Day This Year
Apart from one of her idols, Amy Winehouse, few chanteuses have been as openly into the subject of an Electra complex as Lana Del Rey. [Read More…]
This Remix of “Florida Kilos” Will Serve As Your New “Summertime Sadness”
If you’ve exhausted playing “Summertime Sadness” after its three summers of existence, then maybe it’s time to retire it momentarily in favor of a new [Read More…]
The Harmonious Melding of the Styles of Margaret Keane, Tim Burton & Lana Del Rey in Big Eyes
While Natalie Portman as Alice Ayres/Jane Jones in Closer may have said, “Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes [Read More…]
Lana Del Rey Continues to Show Her Love of Cinema With New Song for The Age of Adaline
Just when you thought soundtracks were dead as an art form, Lana Del Rey comes along and consistently proves her commitment to cinema by providing [Read More…]
Kim Gordon Throws Down the Gauntlet In Front of Lana Del Rey
Lana Del Rey, who remains a polarizing figure the longer she remains in the spotlight, has a new hater to contend with: Sonic Youth’s Kim [Read More…]
Claiming “I Don’t Want to Be Defined By It,” Lady Gaga Announces Her Rape
It seems like coming forward about rape is very chic these days, and now it’s not all thanks to Bill Cosby. Lady Gaga, evermore desperate [Read More…]
Courtney Love To Tour With Lana Del Rey, Much To Frances Bean’s Probable Chagrin
Back in June, when Lana Del Rey’s sophomore album, Ultraviolence, was just coming out, the arcane chanteuse told an interviewer for The Guardian, “I wish [Read More…]
Lana Del Rey: The Anti-Feminist
Lana Del Rey, who once said, “For me, the issue of feminism is just not an interesting concept. I’m more interested in, you know, SpaceX [Read More…]
The Gospel of Gosling: An Inept Birthday Poem
Who are you? Are we supposed to know? You stand there unmoved, impenetrable with that labia of a mouth. Will anyone ever get to the [Read More…]
