Tag: kimye
Kim Said: First the Decimation of Jackie, Now Marilyn
In retrospect, Kim Kardashian going to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner just before the Met Gala, where she would don the “Marilyn dress” (of which [Read More…]
The Narrative We All Never Asked to Be a Part Of Has Finally Ended–Though Kanye Still Probably Believes He and Taylor “Might Still Have Sex”
Throughout the barrage of announcements yesterday salivating over the hot gossip off the press that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West would be filing for divorce [Read More…]
Elon Musk Has Taken Away Grimes’ Futuristic Steez With His Rendering of Her As a Scullery Maid
In the separate contagion that has spread solely between Kanye West and Elon Musk, the latter has also been embroiled in some Twitter drama with [Read More…]
Mondo Bullshittio #23: People Losing The Same Sense of Outrage They Had in 2017 When Kim Kardashian West Was Deemed America’s New First Lady
Continuing to experience outrage at this point is almost a herculean effort. For how does one keep up anymore with all the myriad facets of [Read More…]
Grimes, You Okay?, Or: Why Does This Image of Elon Musk and Kanye West Look Like They’ll Shoot You If You Don’t Buy A Tesla and Some Yeezys?
As Kanye West continues to be chill in the role of douchebag white businessman’s ally (despite the irony of having recently released the racially charged [Read More…]
Not To Be One-Upped By Prince William and Kate Middleton, Kimye, Too Expects Third Child
As a testament to the devolved state of the United States, it’s often been stated that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are the closest thing [Read More…]
Kanye West Right On Track for Midlife Crisis at 40
We all have our legitimate fears of aging, of “losing our edge,” as LCD Soundsystem might put it. But for someone like Kanye West, getting [Read More…]
Saint West Is Probably the Antichrist
It’s one thing to name your Mexican, Spanish or South American baby Jesus, it’s quite another to name your black/Armenian Los Angeles-born child Saint. In yet [Read More…]
Kim K’s Baby News Usurped by Her Stepmother’s Vanity Fair Cover
If there is one person on this earth besides Paris Hilton who expects unbridled attention, it’s Kim Kardashian (a trait she obviously stole from her [Read More…]
