Tag: J. Lo
Fallen Angel: J. Lo’s “In the Morning” Showcases Celestial Looks But Not Much Else
As J. Lo further indicates that in order to have a toned and wrinkle-free body like hers at the age of fifty-one, you must be [Read More…]
J. Lo Points Out the Value of Declaring One’s Love “In the Morning”
As someone who has surely been exposed to her fair share of pre-fame (and probably post-fame, knowing that sordid little minx) nights wherein men declared [Read More…]
Mondo Bullshittio #1: The Sudden Lauding of Women in Their 50s When Madonna Was Shat Upon For Even Turning 40
In a new series called Mondo Bullshittio, let’s talk about some of the most glaring hypocrisies in pop culture. As the year 2020 progresses at [Read More…]
The Creepiness of Having an On Location Photographer to Document the Reaction to Your Proposal
J. Lo and A. Rod: what two celebrities with perfectly suited to one another abbreviated names could belong together more? No strangers to cultivating the [Read More…]
Toss Maid in Manhattan & Pretty Woman in the Screenplay Blender and You Have Second Act
With thirty-two film credits to her name, starting with her first role in 1986’s My Little Girl, Jennifer Lopez is more “movie star” than singer [Read More…]
Like the Rest of Us, J. Lo Ignores the Demise of Capitalism With “Dinero”
Before Jennifer Lopez rolled out the music video for “Dinero,” she unleashed the first live performance of it at the Billboard Music Awards, where, as [Read More…]
J. Lo Takes Us on A Decade Safari of Used & Abused Women in “Ain’t Your Mama” Video
If you haven’t already become privy to the anti-Oedipal anthem, “Ain’t Your Mama,” it’s time to give Jennifer Lopez’s latest single a listen accompanied by [Read More…]
“Ain’t Your Mama” Tears the Oedipus Complex a New Asshole
Regardless of the controversy surrounding Jennifer Lopez’s latest single (due its Dr. Luke-produced beats), the song has undeniable value when it comes to the very [Read More…]
J. Lo and Iggy Azalea’s “Booty” Exhibits a Lackluster Attempt to Compete Against Nicki Minaj
It’s a sad affair when two white girls (Jennifer Lopez has, by this time, evolved into a white woman) make an attempt to have an [Read More…]
