Tag: Emma Stone
Regina George Fucked The World, Or: Popular Girls Should Be Deemed Losers For Promoting Fossil Fuels
It is the high school trope that any girl who is popular has a car, and, obviously, the most au courant model, to boot, depending [Read More…]
The Help Is (Still) What (White) People Are Watching To Make Themselves Feel Aware
In one of many classic examples of how Hollywood has fucked over black people since the film industry’s inception, the very existence of The Help [Read More…]
Fashion’s New Fascist: Fendi, & Everything That’s Wrong With Their Kiernan Shipka-Starring Commercial
For most of the tourists that flock to Rome to throw a coin into the Trevi Fountain (Fendi now being, incidentally, the “owner” of it [Read More…]
Nepotism Equals Schism: The Favourite
“If you look like a badger, I’m going to tell you that you look like a badger because that’s what love is.” If that’s really [Read More…]
The Pharma-Trial Friends That Jump In and Out of Each Other’s Minds Together Bump and Grind Together: Maniac
“Your defense mechanisms are fungible. You’ve been accepted.” With that, Owen Milgrim (Jonah Hill) embarks upon a pharmaceutical trial that aims to cut the middle [Read More…]
Silly Emma Stone, White Feminism Only Works When Natalie Portman Does It
Echoing the shade throwing vibes of Natalie Portman’s “And the all male nominees are…” at the diet misandrist Golden Globes back in January, Emma Stone [Read More…]
Battle of the Sexes: A League of Their Own-esque for More Reasons Than Bill Pullman Being In It
“I never said women were better. I said we deserved the same respect as men.” Billie Jean King (Emma Stone, clearly vying for another Oscar [Read More…]
Wizard of Oz-like Producer of Oscars 2017 Revealed to be Ashton Kutcher
If you are one of those now rare birds who 1) watches the Oscars at all and 2) watches it on a “television set,” then [Read More…]
Donald Trump & The Attack of “The Liberal Movie People”
Perhaps only Meryl Streep could overtake the 2017 Golden Globes ceremony with her empowered acceptance speech for her Cecil B. DeMille award, seizing the opportunity [Read More…]
All the Things That Could Have Been: La La Land
Los Angeles in general is a city based on “could have.” I “could have” been a star, I “could have” not gotten that DUI, etc. [Read More…]
