Ariana Grande Finds A Tie-In For Her Current Fembot Brand With The Weeknd’s “Save Your Tears” Remix

Well-worn collaborators at this point (having already performed “Love Me Harder” and “Off the Table” together), The Weeknd has enlisted Ariana Grande to reinvigorate his [Read More…]

An Alternate Reality in the Edward Scissorhands Timeline Provides A Fan Fiction Field Day

Surely, we all remember that at the beginning of Tim Burton’s 1990 classic, Edward Scissorhands, Winona Ryder’s character, Kim Boggs, was a grandmother. Telling the [Read More…]

Megan Thee Stallion Puts Lewis Carroll and Tim Burton in a Cocktail Shaker for “Don’t Stop”

Seemingly not one to ever stop–even after getting shot–Megan Thee Stallion has decided also not to lose the momentum of her collaboration with Cardi B [Read More…]

Who’s A Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie Now? Anthony Michael Hall to Face Potential Jail Time For Assault

Though Anthony Michael Hall has been kind of buff ever since 1990’s Edward Scissorhands, the masses always remember him–if they remember him at all–as that [Read More…]