Tag: Drew Barrymore
Donnie Darko Is An Easter Movie (And a Halloween One)
Much in the same way that there’s a long-standing debate about whether or not Die Hard is a Christmas movie (P.S.: it absolutely counts as one), it [Read More…]
The Voss Water Repetition in Smile 2 and What It Says About Film Product Placement Today
Perhaps even more than the various terrifying scenes of Smile 2, what audiences are seeming to remember most after seeing Parker Finn’s sequel is the [Read More…]
Smile 2: Stars—They’re Just Like Us!, Or: Even Pop Stars Get Demonically Possessed
With such pressure to outperform the success of 2022’s Smile, writer-director Parker Finn wanted to approach the movie’s sequel from an entirely new angle. And [Read More…]
It’s Actually In Poor Taste for Taylor Swift to Release Eras Tour Film During the Strike
Having already shattered Marvel movie records by raking in twenty-six million dollars in presale tickets alone, it’s evident that audience members are experiencing the same [Read More…]
Tied Together Sonically By Ariana Grande, “Don’t Call Me Angel” Builds Somewhat More Hostilely on the Themes Destiny’s Child Established With “Independent Women Pt. 1”
Another decade, another remake. Charlie’s Angels was doomed to be next, of course, and even famously lampooned film remakes via LL Cool J on a [Read More…]
Poison Ivy Is An Understated Class Warfare Movie Posing As Another “Erotic Thriller” of the Early 90s
In a land that now seems very far away to us all–90s L.A.–it was still possible for a girl to pull herself up by her [Read More…]
Santa Clarita Diet Season Three Posits The Rarely Credited Theory That Love Can Literally Last Forever
While it’s not yet known if Netflix will greenlight a season four (suddenly somehow cognizant of all the money they’ve been shelling out without much [Read More…]
Santa Clarita Diet S2: Humor Meets Hooey
As we continue to follow the detrimental consequences of recently undead Sheila Hammond’s (Drew Barrymore, who might never make up for that Crocs commercial) lust [Read More…]
Drew Barrymore Continues to Surrender All Edge In Latest Crocs Commercial While Also Smiling Upon a Fair to Middling Existence
Drew Barrymore, who began her edge-killing partnership with Crocs roughly a year ago, around the same time as Santa Clarita Diet was released, has taken [Read More…]
Drew Barrymore’s Party Girl Self Is Shuddering at Her Crocs Shill Self
Drew Barrymore comes from a long line of actors, most notably John Barrymore, her grandfather. And, in keeping with the actor’s replete-with-emotion psyche, the Barrymore [Read More…]
