Tag: cigarettes
Billie Eilish Does White Girl Martyrdom Well As Cigarettes Are Stubbed Out on Her Face in Video for “Xanny”
Even though, like everything else, an Italian already did it better with regard to the whole cigarette being stubbed out on one’s skin concept (see: [Read More…]
Mary-Kate Olsen Gets Married, Has Reception That Danny Tanner Would Disapprove OF
No one ever imagined that, of all the celebrity pairings in recent years, Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy’s would be one to persist (one balks [Read More…]
Demented and Sad But Social: How John Bender Would Judge the 21st Century
If you’ve ever seen The Breakfast Club, you know that John Bender (played with loving attention to detail by Judd Nelson) hates just about everyone–no [Read More…]
