Shygirl’s “Alyse” Pulls from The Prodigy for Sonic Inspiration and Certain Late 90s Gangster Movies for Its Video

The Shygirl drought has been going strong in 2026—until now. With the release of a new single called “Alyse,” the shy girl known in real [Read More…]

Reimagining Madonna’s “School” as the Song That’s Playing During Britney Spears’ “…Baby One More Time” Video

Because Britney Spears announced herself to the world in a way that essentially shouted, “Hey pedos, check me out!,” it would still be deemed problematic [Read More…]

The Endless Oversaturation of Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” Results in the Song Breaking Another Billboard Hot 100 Record—And the Reminder that Someone Else Ought to Share the Credit

At what point does a “comfort” song become a total annoyance that makes you want to bash your brains in? When it comes to Mariah [Read More…]

On a Jaunty Love Song Called “How Do I Deal” by Jennifer Love Hewitt Being Used to Promote I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

There are many anomalies and oddities in the annals of pop music history (e.g., Milli Vanilli, Willa Ford and William Hung). But among one of [Read More…]

A Daughter’s Telephonic Manifesto on Suppressing the Truth About Her Life: Tracy Bonham’s “Mother Mother”

The mother-daughter relationship is perhaps the most special of the possible parent-child permutations. “Special,” for some, occasionally being a euphemism for “the worst.” But that’s [Read More…]