Category: Pop Culture
Google Assistant Ad With Macaulay Culkin Proves All Movie Plots Should Just Be Set in the Past Now
It only took three years since the first episode of Jack Dishel’s :DRYVRS for Macaulay Culkin to once more reboot another sendup of his most [Read More…]
Breast Pumps & Couture: The Lengths Celebrity Mothers Go to So As to Convince Us Child Birthing Is Worth A Damn
For the most part, it is mothers who bear the brunt of their child’s (or children’s) resentment. Something to do, perhaps, with coming directly from [Read More…]
While You Were Lusting, Brad Pitt Got Old
As far as “the last of the Hollywood icons go,” Brad Pitt remains one of the few still from an era we can only classify [Read More…]
“Plain” Girls Finish First When They Finish Last: Penny Marshall and That Head & Shoulders Commercial
Resuscitated of late even before Penny Marshall’s death on December 17th thanks to the joys of Instagram as the new Tumblr, a relic of a [Read More…]
The Blonde/Brunette Divide As Manifested by Jessica Simpson & Natalie Portman
While Jessica Simpson hasn’t been that adroit at “grabbing headlines” since the height of her early 00s popularity when Nick and Jessica: Newlyweds served as [Read More…]
Lena Dunham Has Officially Made a Career Out of Apologizing, Once Again for Something Obvious
Just when you thought you had heard the last of the “Lena Dunham Apologizes for [insert obvious to everyone else faux pas she made here]” [Read More…]
What Rich People Don’t Realize Is That Servers Have All the Power, Or Pete Davidson’s Custom Playlist
It was said in Matthew 5:5, “Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.” But, as usual, the bible was wrong, for it [Read More…]
The Complex Internal Disunion of Being a Misandrist That Enjoys the Artistic Output of Men
Madonna, the only pop star with superlative taste consistently written off as having none, was quick to pay homage to both her combined Italian heritage [Read More…]
Grazie a Papà: No Bernardo Without Attilio
When one is born to a renowned Italian poet and writer (said writing also branching into the realm of film criticism) like Attilio Bertolucci, it’s only [Read More…]
Of All the Gay Icons to Release a Genderless Kids’ Clothing Line, Céline Dion Makes Both the Most & Least Sense
Célinununu. No, it is not the grotesque epithet some Upper East Side mother has for her lycée-attending child, but the name of Céline Dion’s new genderless clothing [Read More…]
