Category: Commentary
2018 to 2016: Ima One-Up Your Death Scene
2016 was a legendary year for so many reasons. Not just because it signaled the true demise of American politics, but because it offed so [Read More…]
Donald Trump Is Both Strangely & Expectedly the Cause Behind Ending Goth Day (a.k.a. Bats Day) at Disneyland
While Donald Trump’s presidency has unwittingly turned everyone goth as a result of the misery he hath wrought worldwide, it didn’t seem that he could [Read More…]
Watching 28 Days In One’s Non-Alcoholic Youth Vs. In One’s Alcoholic Twilight
“If anyone had a clue how wrong it felt to be sober, they wouldn’t dream of asking you to stay that way.” So says Steve [Read More…]
The New Kimoji Pack, Or: Is the Increased Commodification of Feminism Wrong?
When it comes to even normal emojis, things can tend to get scandalous with innuendo-laden dissection (the dictionary finally ceded to those with any lingering [Read More…]
Attempting to Appeal to Straights: The Downfall of the Trixie and Katya Show
Drag queens aren’t—nor will they ever be—renowned for not being completely and totally amenable to corporate whoredom. That’s what they strive for, in fact. The [Read More…]
Sign of the Times: The Two Names in One Phenomenon
Katie Rose. Dylan Zane. Sarah Faye. Anthony Ray. Taylor Jane. John Paul. Jamie Lynn. Hailey Marie. Shit, any name + Marie. The two names in [Read More…]
Lennon & Columbus: How Venial Sins Vs. Mortal Sins Affect One’s Place in History
Every so often the birthday of John Lennon will fall on the same day as Columbus Day–or what many insist should unanimously be called Indigenous [Read More…]
My Loneliness Is Killing Me (No, Really)
Britney Spears’ “…Baby One More Time” might have been written off as “a little tween ditty” when it was first released–with Spears herself regarded as [Read More…]
Patrick Bateman’s Take on the Hospitalization of Phil Collins
I don’t know what prompted me to do it. Something about that old saying about killing your idols maybe. I just knew that the thought [Read More…]
Celebrities Suque, Or Smoking in the Met
It goes without saying that being a celebrity probably makes everything better. They can bitch all they want about the lack of privacy–and Kim K [Read More…]
