Author: Genna Rivieccio
The Gospel of Gosling: An Inept Birthday Poem
Who are you? Are we supposed to know? You stand there unmoved, impenetrable with that labia of a mouth. Will anyone ever get to the [Read More…]
The New Season of High Maintenance Goes to Even Darker Places
Just when you thought High Maintenance might not stand a chance, it became the first show to become a part of Vimeo’s original programming. Now [Read More…]
Kim K: Continuously Solidifying the Notion That You Don’t Need Talent in America, Just a Body
Just when you thought Kim Kardashian had run out of ways to get attention after appearing in a disgustingly maudlin video with Kanye West, having [Read More…]
The Aesthetic Similarities Between Shailene Woodley and Gaby Hoffmann
To the untrained eye, it might seem as though there is nothing aesthetically similar between Shailene Woodley and Gaby Hoffmann. The two share a ten [Read More…]
The Unexpected Wisdom of “Blank Space”
Taylor Swift, recently reamed for creating the worst anthem about New York City ever, has come back with a fighting swing using her latest single [Read More…]
Spice Girls’ “Wannabe” Being Deemed Catchiest Song of All-Time Just Might Mean the Earth is Made Up of Mongoloids
No one loves the Spice Girls more than me, except maybe David Beckham, but a recent scientific study conducted by the University of Amsterdam that’s [Read More…]
Nicki Minaj Re-Appropriates Nazism, And It Looks Far Chicer
Nicki Minaj continues to cause outrage with the latest single, “Only,” from her forthcoming The Pinkprint album. Set against the backdrop of animated Nazi/fascist imagery, [Read More…]
“Ain’t No Sunshine” Only Ever Applies to Julia Roberts
Julia Roberts, possibly the last of the great Hollywood actresses of the “mega movie star” era that seemed to end in the 90s, has frequently [Read More…]
In Love With In Love
Alfred Hayes is one of those great writers that everyone should know about, but somehow tends to fall by the wayside when compared to other [Read More…]
Quintessentially 80s Moves
The 1980s were brimming with distinction for a number of reasons, and not just because of the decadence and AIDS outbreaks. The way people spoke [Read More…]