Author: Genna Rivieccio
Genna Rivieccio writes for myriad blogs, mainly this one, The Burning Bush, Missing A Dick, The Airship and Meditations on Misery.
Feeling Like Molly Ringwald Crying Against the Wall in Sixteen Candles at Any Given Moment
Teetering on the precipice of a nervous breakdown is common among any non-lobotomized person. This is why one of the most relatable and heart-rending scenes [Read More…]
The Blue-Eyed, Bored Spectacle That Was the 2015 Oscars
If one could sum up the 2015 Oscars in a single phrase, it would have to be: blue-eyed bores. The eerie fact that about 90% [Read More…]
If There Really Had Been a The First Wives Club Sequel
With Goldie Hawn’s candid reveal about why The First Wives Club never had a sequel, it leaves one wondering what the premise of the second [Read More…]
Final Nail in the Death of the Compact Disc Solidified by Starbucks Ceasing to Sell Them
No matter how irrelevant a format the CD became in the years after Napster, it always seemed somehow indestructible so long as Starbucks kept selling [Read More…]
Kristen Stewart Winning a César Award Can be Attributed to the French Love of Camp
If you asked most American fans of Kristen Stewart what a César Award was, they would probably scratch their heads quizzically and belch. Best known for [Read More…]
Prince Harry Probably Sees Dating Emma Watson As Being With A “Commoner”
If Queen Elizabeth II thought Princess Diana was an unsuitable match for her son, Prince Charles, one wonders what she must think of her grandson, [Read More…]
Kim Gordon Throws Down the Gauntlet In Front of Lana Del Rey
Lana Del Rey, who remains a polarizing figure the longer she remains in the spotlight, has a new hater to contend with: Sonic Youth’s Kim [Read More…]
Another Hollywood Tragedy: Harris Wittels Dead at 30
Just when you thought the days of comedic geniuses like Chris Farley overdosing were over, Harris Wittels goes and revives the trend. The writer/producer, best [Read More…]
Blur is Back
The more the 90s seem like they’re over, the more a distinctive pop culture element from the decade comes back to re-reel you in. The [Read More…]
Fran Lebowitz Remains True to Her Glibness Regarding the Wests’ Parenting Skills
Fran Lebowitz once said of children, “I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when [Read More…]
