With Lana Del Rey’s Utterance of the Phrase, “Goddamn, Manchild,” An Entirely New Song Was Born in Sabrina Carpenter’s Mind

The word “manchild” has been used for years by women dealing with man-babies, mama’s boys and all manner of other unsatisfying men suffering from, at [Read More…]

“Taste,” Or: Sophie Ellis-Bextor Offers a Taurus Anthem to Rival Sabrina Carpenter’s (An Actual Taurus) Song of the Same Name

Although herself an Aries (and also married to one), Sophie Ellis-Bextor’s latest single from the cleverly-titled Perimenopop, “Taste,” is nothing short of an anthem for Tauruses. [Read More…]

Sabrina Carpenter’s “Like A Virgin”-esque BRIT Awards Performance of “Bed Chem” as Additional Madonna “Update”

Sabrina Carpenter’s Madonna homage journey has been quite storied within the last several months. Starting at the 2024 VMAs, when Carpenter showed up to the ceremony [Read More…]

“Please Please Please” Goes Full Dolly, Shows Sabrina Carpenter’s State of Mind Since the First Version of the Video Was Released

At this point, it goes without saying that even the “untrained” ear can detect more than a mere “hint” of Dolly Parton on Sabrina Carpenter’s [Read More…]

Sabrina Carpenter Dips Into “Madonna Monroe’s” Archive Again

While the current and next generations may be (read: are) dumbly, hopelessly unaware of how far-reaching Madonna’s influence remains, Sabrina Carpenter is reminding people, yet again, [Read More…]

Addressing the “Christmas Gooch” Period: Sabrina Carpenter’s “is it new years yet?”

On the December 18th episode of Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver’s biweekly podcast, Miss Me?, Oliver perspicaciously mentions, “There is a part of Christmas that can [Read More…]