Tag: Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey’s New Single, “With You,” Ironically Slightly Less Needy Than 1994 Single, “Without You”
Immortalized to the true extent of all its cheesy glory in 2001’s Bridget Jones’ Diary with Bridget (Renee Zellweger) herself karaokeing a truly atrocious rendition [Read More…]
“GTFO” Is Mariah Carey’s “It’s Not Right But It’s Okay”
While James Packer might not have been cheating on Mariah Carey at the time their engagement disintegrated at the end of 2016 (in fact, it [Read More…]
A Few Potential Motives for Mariah Returning to Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve
Usually, when one makes a very public faux pas, like, say, coming unannounced onto TRL in an oversized shirt and pretending to sell ice cream, [Read More…]
The Mariah Carey/Bryan Tanaka Allowance Rumor Iterates A Larger Truth For Most Women: Yo Ass Gots to Pay for Monogamy
If you’re wondering what it takes to secure a boyfriend, to get some steady dick–in short, maintain an enduring relationship of any kind with a [Read More…]
Mariah Carey’s Stream of Consciousness In Between Lip Syncing Merely Final Gasp of 2016’s Corpse
Mariah Carey hasn’t truly topped her penchant for theatrics of a lunatic-geared nature since that time in July of 2001 when she made a surprise [Read More…]
More Than Anything, Wham!’s “Last Christmas” Video Is About George Michael Suppressing His Contempt for Everyone
“Last Christmas” is a song that means a lot to many people. It’s right up there with–if not sometimes well above–Mariah Carey’s “All I Want [Read More…]
Mariah’s World: It Ain’t Easy Bein’ A Caricature
At this point, the blurred line between where Mariah Carey’s over the top persona ends and her true self begins is no longer discernible, which [Read More…]
Mariah: Diva or Visionary About That $50 Million Inconvenience Fee? The Latter.
When a woman looks back on her romantic past, she’ll inevitably notice that, yes, she’s been terribly inconvenienced. Whether she moved somewhere else for the [Read More…]
Ariana Grande: A Demarcation of the New Era of Gay
There was something different about the past. And it wasn’t just that it was better, pop culturally speaking, but also that gay men seemed to [Read More…]
Madonna Does It Better: Mariah Carey Feeds Into Terrorist Fear By Cancelling Belgian Shows
Let us harken back not so long ago to the terrorist attacks that took place in Paris on November 15th. Everyone was scared shitless, but [Read More…]
