Tag: Katy Perry
Katy Perry Might Have Done Better Not to Release A Video for “Swish Swish”
Billed as being the most “unwatchable, eye-gouging blowout of the season,” the game that the sports commentators, Bill Walton and Rich Eisen, in the opening [Read More…]
Katy Perry Kind of A Pussy for Reneging on “Swish Swish” Lyrics
Though Katy Perry might not have technically made the declaration, “Don’t be tryna double back, I already despise you/All that fake love you showin’ couldn’t [Read More…]
Taylor Swift Gets Another Point in the “Bad Blood” Column Between Her and Katy Perry
Though Taylor Swift does her best to play the innocente, her vitriol was obviously peaked in the wake of Katy Perry’s “Swish Swish” “diss track” [Read More…]
No Receipts Required: “Swish Swish” Likely the Closest (And Most Overt) Katy Perry Will Get to Responding to “Bad Blood”
Though Katy Perry recently gave one of the most roundabout non-answers ever regarding whether or not any of the songs on her forthcoming Witness album [Read More…]
Miley Cyrus’ Pansexuality Takes on New Meaning With the Katy Perry “I Kissed A Girl” Revelation
Though Jill Sobule’s “I Kissed a Girl” remains superior to Katy Perry’s–just like Hole’s “Malibu” remains superior to Miley’s–there can be no denying that the [Read More…]
Strip Away the Irony & Katy Perry’s “Bon Appétit” is The Perfect Ho Summer Anthem
Every summer has its anthem, and regardless of your opinions on Katy Perry (especially if you’re a Britney Spears fan), her latest single, “Bon Appétit” [Read More…]
“Respectful, Loving Space” Is the New “Conscious Uncoupling” Thanks to Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom
Though Orlando Bloom seemed like the perfect sexually appetitive boyfriend based on those photos of him grabbing Katy Perry’s tits like a preteen boy just [Read More…]
Katy Perry Continues Her Grammy-Established Political Stance With Video for “Chained to the Rhythm”
After Katy Perry’s first live performance of the initial single, “Chained to the Rhythm,” from her fourth album (fifth, if you actually want to count Katy [Read More…]
Weirdly, Adele Was the Person Who Most Filled the Kanye West Void for Antics at the Grammys
There’s something to be said for awards shows as they reflect that odious term, “Trump’s America.” At last night’s 59th Annual Grammy Awards, things looked [Read More…]
On Orlando Bloom’s Penis
Possibly more than Kim Kardashian’s backside on Paper Magazine, Orlando Bloom’s free-swaying, unmasked penis has broken the internet. The most shocking elements about this, however, isn’t [Read More…]