Tag: Eva Mendes
Tom & Nicole Syndrome: Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Get Divorced
There is something about the celebrity law of nature that rules no A-list power couple can stay married for more than ten years. The precedent, [Read More…]
The Gospel of Gosling: An Inept Birthday Poem
Who are you? Are we supposed to know? You stand there unmoved, impenetrable with that labia of a mouth. Will anyone ever get to the [Read More…]
Esmerelda Gosling & The Celebrity Stable of Children
Perhaps fortuitously sharing a birthday with 2 Chainz (September 12th), Esmerelda Gosling, the daughter of Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling, rounds out a seemingly never-ending [Read More…]
