Runaround Sue: The Original Slut
Some may argue that sluts have been in existence since the dawn of time/the Bible, but the modern incarnation of the meaning was truly honed [Read More…]
Azealia Banks Reminds Us of Her General Fierceness With “Chasing Time”
The last time Azealia Banks was notable, Iggy Azalea had yet to blow up and confuse us all about the spelling of Azealia. Her previous [Read More…]
I Dream of Anna Karina
Has there ever been a French goddess as captivating as Anna Karina? Sure, you have Brigitte Bardot and Catherine Deneuve, but those are just your [Read More…]
J. Lo and Iggy Azalea’s “Booty” Exhibits a Lackluster Attempt to Compete Against Nicki Minaj
It’s a sad affair when two white girls (Jennifer Lopez has, by this time, evolved into a white woman) make an attempt to have an [Read More…]
Is “Millennialism” A Crime?
The term “millennialism” has many associations, though in the technical sense, it’s a theory about Christ reigning for one thousand years before the final judgement. [Read More…]
On The Correlation of Celebrity Perfumes and An Ensuing Career Demise
There is no short supply of celebrity fragrances in this life. In general, becoming famous automatically means you’ll eventually have to brand your own scent. [Read More…]
Jayne Mansfield: The Ultimate Symbol of the Meaning Behind Don DeLillo’s Underworld
Jayne Mansfield may very well have been one of the first emblems of life in a postmodern world. Thus, her strong presence throughout Don DeLillo’s [Read More…]
The Statue of Amy Winehouse
After joining the 27 club in 2011, Amy Winehouse seemed to almost fade from the public’s memory as quickly as she injected herself into it. [Read More…]
On Urban Outfitters Selling A “Vintage” Kent State Sweatshirt
Urban Outfitters has never been known for staying within the limits of good taste. From t-shirts that say “Eat Less” (which isn’t really that offensive [Read More…]
The Tao of Rory Gilmore
Rory Gilmore is that rare breed of girl who could only really exist on a TV show. Rendered with the just the right amount of [Read More…]
