Bridget Jones, “Geriatric Mother,” Has Still Got It at 43
In a world–particularly a British-portrayed one (see: Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie)–where it’s increasingly acceptable to get your shit together later on in life, it makes [Read More…]
Only Kim K Could Make Jewelry Theft Chic Again
Jewelry thieving hasn’t had any glamor or cachet to it since maybe Alfred Hitchcock’s 1955 To Catch A Thief. After than it was all about [Read More…]
In Common Parlance, Tim Burton Returns to Peculiar Form With Miss Peregrine
“Ever felt like nothing you do matters?” For Jake Portman (Asa Butterfield), this question is one that weighs heavily as he spends his days in [Read More…]
The Stooges Still Don’t Give A Fuck in Gimme Danger
The 60s in Ann Arbor, Michigan set the ideal tone of rebellion for Jim Osterberg a.k.a. Iggy Pop to wash away the California-infused hippie dippy vibes [Read More…]
“We Don’t Talk Anymore” Is The New “Somebody That I Used to Know”
In life, there seems to be no shortage of experiences confirming that most people will ultimately become mere bit players in your narrative, passing through [Read More…]
Lady Gaga’s “Perfect Illusion” Video: Not Just Unpleasant For Epileptics
Lately it seems as though there is no better example of someone whose flame burned too brightly at the outset of her career for it [Read More…]
Why “Pitt”ing Aniston and Jolie Against Each Other Misses the Point
For those who have long wanted to turn back the clock to that simpler era (in spite of the Bush II presidency), 2005, the time has [Read More…]
Destroy Everything You Touch: White Girl
What is a white girl, if not a daft ninny to be mocked and used as nothing more than an orifice? It’s an examination of [Read More…]
Has Paul Thomas Anderson Just Wasted All His Talent on the Video for “Present Tense”?
It’s generally accepted that Paul Thomas Anderson is, well, a genius. That being said, should a genius really be wasting his talents on the directing [Read More…]
It’s Probably Still Too Soon For a Selena Makeup Collection
While it’s generally expected that MAC creates a line of makeup based on pretty much every iconic celebrity woman in existence, some people ought to [Read More…]
