Blair Waldorf’s Bulimic Thanksgiving
In arguably one of the most classic Thanksgiving episodes of the five (and it’s rather staggering to consider that the show found Thanksgiving drama a [Read More…]
White Girls in Native American Garb
A tradition almost as time-honored as Thanksgiving itself in America, the odd gravitational pull white girls feel toward dressing in Native American garb (mostly for [Read More…]
10 Things We Should Do Before We Break Up Attempts A Sort of Manic Pixie Dream Boy Plot Excepts He’s A Brooklyn Kidult
Of course, no couple wants to believe they’re going to be yet another drop in the massive ocean of failed and/or misguided relationships. Some, however, [Read More…]
Donald T and Rudy G: Giving the Death Becomes Her Broads A Run For Their Money
Perhaps the analogy dripped into one’s consciousness right around the time Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye started to. This notion that Donald “Orange One” Trump and [Read More…]
Wrestling With an Unfinished GLOW
Netflix can giveth and it can taketh away. That’s what we’ve all learned of late with its arbitrary axings in the face of budget demands [Read More…]
Megan Thee Stallion Brings Back Real Choreography, Random Cameos For “Body” Video
In a year characterized by the distinctly flaccid music video posing as “lo-fi” thanks to Covid restrictions (see: Ariana Grande, Lana Del Rey and Billie [Read More…]
Extra! Extra! Hear All About It: Megan Thee Stallion Has Good News
Megan Thee Stallion has achieved a number of milestones in time for the year that has marked her quarter of a century. Thus, at twenty-five, [Read More…]
Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa Try To Re-create Wreck Room But It’s The Double Down Saloon, a.k.a. “Hannah Montana-ified”
In another instance of naming a song too similarly to (read: exactly the same as) someone else’s, Miley Cyrus has challenged The Weeknd’s own “Prisoner” [Read More…]
Not An Ideal Cover For Lana Del Rey: Anything From Porgy and Bess
The Queen of Summertime, she might proclaim of herself. And maybe she’s earned the title, for there are few other musicians who come to mind [Read More…]
The Life Ahead Is Sophia Loren’s Love Letter to the Southern Italian Philosophy That Life’s Ugliness Contains Beauty… While Tempering It With A Statement on Migrants
Perhaps for no one else would Sophia Loren come out of her unspoken retirement than her own son, Edoardo Ponti. Her youngest son, Ponti possesses [Read More…]
