Category: Music
The Blessed (Madonna) Reunion of Missy Elliott and Madonna Thanks to Dua Lipa’s “Levitating” Remix
In 2003, the only thing more shocking than Madonna kissing Britney Spears (before also kissing Christina Aguilera, whose smooch didn’t get half as much play) [Read More…]
Kesha Joins A Growing Genre of Green Screen Videos in the Time of Pandemic Pop
Pandemic pop isn’t just a dystopian genre that focuses solely on au courant lyrics like, “Move bitch, you got coronavirus/I’ma chill at the crib ‘cause [Read More…]
Never Doubt Kylie Minogue’s Commitment to Sparkle Motion
While Kitty Farmer (Beth Grant) may have doubted Rose Darko’s (Mary McDonnell) commitment to Sparkle Motion (the seemingly JonBenét Ramsey-inspired dance troupe their daughters are [Read More…]
“WAP” Builds on the Khia Philosophy–But Only So Far
“All you ladies pop your pussy like this,” Khia instructed back in 2002 with the since widely acknowledged feminist anthem, “My Neck, My Back (Lick [Read More…]
There’s Some Whores in Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B’s Quarantine House (Kylie Jenner Included)
Considering that music video director Colin Tilley is also responsible for the visuals of Nicki Minaj’s “Good Form” (and that Minaj was ahead of the [Read More…]
Black Is King: A Consummation of Beyoncé’s Previous Visual Albums
As someone who invented the concept of the surprise album drop (sorry Taylor) and the visual accompaniment that goes with it, Beyoncé altered music history [Read More…]
Billie Eilish’s “Livelier” Sequel to “No Time to Die”: “My Future”
After releasing the more ironically than ever titled “No Time to Die” back in February, when people (ahem, Americans) still thought the movies were going [Read More…]
Kylie Minogue Tries To Turn the World Into A Disco Ball Again, But We’re A Long Way From the Bacchanalian Days of the 70s
When all else has failed (to attract interest), Kylie Minogue has always returned to her dance floor roots. The ones that launched her to international [Read More…]
“LA Who Am I To Love You” Is The Norma Jeane Baker Explanation For the Inexplicable Pull to the City Where People Will Never Say “Damaged” Like It’s A Bad Thing
As Lana Del Rey begins to roll out the audio for her spoken word poetry album, Violet Bent Backwards Over the Grass, while we await [Read More…]
Elon Musk Has Taken Away Grimes’ Futuristic Steez With His Rendering of Her As a Scullery Maid
In the separate contagion that has spread solely between Kanye West and Elon Musk, the latter has also been embroiled in some Twitter drama with [Read More…]
