Category: Music
Ashley O Gets to Make Her Rock®™ Record
It’s odd, really, that for someone who has made a declaration of rather hating labels of definement, Miley Cyrus ought to be so keen to [Read More…]
Megan Thee Stallion Brings Back Real Choreography, Random Cameos For “Body” Video
In a year characterized by the distinctly flaccid music video posing as “lo-fi” thanks to Covid restrictions (see: Ariana Grande, Lana Del Rey and Billie [Read More…]
Extra! Extra! Hear All About It: Megan Thee Stallion Has Good News
Megan Thee Stallion has achieved a number of milestones in time for the year that has marked her quarter of a century. Thus, at twenty-five, [Read More…]
Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa Try To Re-create Wreck Room But It’s The Double Down Saloon, a.k.a. “Hannah Montana-ified”
In another instance of naming a song too similarly to (read: exactly the same as) someone else’s, Miley Cyrus has challenged The Weeknd’s own “Prisoner” [Read More…]
Not An Ideal Cover For Lana Del Rey: Anything From Porgy and Bess
The Queen of Summertime, she might proclaim of herself. And maybe she’s earned the title, for there are few other musicians who come to mind [Read More…]
She Wants the D(estruction of Patriarchy): MARINA’s “Man’s World,” Despite Title, Calls For An Alternative to This Fledgling System
James Brown famously released the “biblically chauvinistic” song “It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World” in 1966. To add an extra layer to that chauvinism, Brown’s [Read More…]
Ariana Grande’s Lackluster Video Concepts Have Never Translated Into the Greatness That Britney Spears Could Lend the Similarly Banal
On the heels of two rather especially “meh” videos from Ariana Grande, “Positions” and “34+35,” it leaves one wondering how a fellow Princess of Pop, [Read More…]
Billie Eilish Makes A Strong Case to Keep Dead Malls As Mausoleums to American Capitalism’s “Glossier” Era
While Billie Eilish, at her “tender age” (to use a cringe-y expression), could never possibly know the true clout a mall once had (reaching a [Read More…]
Mariah Carey’s Only Mentions of Madonna in Her Autobio Are Expectedly Shade-Drenched
While Madonna is no stranger to being her own Master of Shade, it has always been, in this particular dynamic, Mariah Carey to keep the [Read More…]
Kylie Minogue Fails to Bring Back “Disco” So Much As A Glimpse Into An Older Gay Gentleman’s Sequestered Mansion
Whether it was intentional or not, it happened: Kylie Minogue looks like a botched version of Olivia Newton-John on her latest album cover. Indeed, the [Read More…]
