Category: Music Videos
Anitta’s “Loco” Video Is the X-Rated Version of “All I Want For Christmas Is You”
Long ago, in an imaginary place called 1994, Mariah Carey made an innocent music video using Super 8 film to get across that true feel [Read More…]
The Moon Is A Cruel Mistress: The Death of SOPHIE
Of all the poetic places and all the poetic ways that Sophie Xeon–mononym SOPHIE–could have died, it seems slipping and falling while trying to catch [Read More…]
“Bitch I’m Madonna” As An Archetype and Amalgam of SOPHIE’s Work
When “Bitch I’m Madonna” was first released in the summer of 2015, it was met with mixed reactions. Often, that was the case with SOPHIE [Read More…]
Lo Vas a Olvidar: No One Can Let It Go… That Billie Eilish and Rosalía Have Finally Collaborated
After documenting her interest in working with Rosalía, it’s no surprise that Billie Eilish “manifested” (via the boon of white girl privilege) working with the [Read More…]
The “La Isla Bonita”/“De Una Vez” Connection
While one thanks God or whoever that Madonna was able to release some of her best work while being afforded the luxury of living in [Read More…]
And “De Una Vez,” Selena Gomez Picks the Perfect Time to Troll the Baldwins
As we travel through the crystalline heart that is supposed to belong to “Virgin” Mary, we soon pan out to reveal that this fragile corazón [Read More…]
Fallen Angel: J. Lo’s “In the Morning” Showcases Celestial Looks But Not Much Else
As J. Lo further indicates that in order to have a toned and wrinkle-free body like hers at the age of fifty-one, you must be [Read More…]
Thelma and Louise 2.0: Saweetie and Doja Cat Jump Off the Cliff Together in “Best Friend”
It’s been too long since we’ve seen a truly great best friend pairing in pop culture. And even if these allegiances are not “real”–they’ve formed [Read More…]
A Car Crash: “Chemtrails Over the Country Club”
In an odd turn of events that, like bankruptcy, happened gradually then suddenly, Taylor Swift has managed to out-Lana Lana Del Rey, leaving the latter [Read More…]
David Bowie’s “I’m Afraid of Americans”: More Relevant Than Ever
So much of David Bowie’s music currently feels as though it was written by a prophet (along with Leonard Cohen’s, who also, appropriately, died in [Read More…]