Category: Film
Julia Roberts Remains the Embodiment of a STAR at the 2026 Golden Globes—As Evidenced by Various Reactions to Her Throughout the Night
Perhaps because it’s been quite some time since Julia Roberts has been nominated for an award and shown up to a ceremony that her presence [Read More…]
The Dreamers, Non-Incest Edition: Madonna (Seemingly) Advocates for at Least Two Lovers in Dolce & Gabbana’s The One Advertisement
The last time Madonna was in a commercial of an actually filmed nature, it was 2023 and the “brand” in question was Itaú a.k.a. the [Read More…]
While It Might Seem Simplistic, Zootopia 2’s Message Comes at a Time When It Can’t Be Emphasized Enough
Although it had been nine years since last we saw the (mis)adventures of Judy Hopps (Ginnifer Goodwin) and Nick Wilde (Jason Bateman), in “Zootopia time,” [Read More…]
The Housemaid: Surprisingly Not a Rip-off of The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
When it comes to portraying a “girlboss” from hell, Amanda Seyfried as Nina Winchester just might actually be giving Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly some [Read More…]
When It Comes to the Rockumentary Genre, The End of an Era Ain’t It—Truth Or Dare (and I’m Going to Tell You a Secret) Still Is
As if knowing, on some level, that she would need a form of “insurance” to make it so that the masses would remember “Taylor Swift” [Read More…]
2025: A (Mostly) Lackluster Year in Film in Pretty Much Every Way Possible
Looking back at 2025, there were many lackluster elements about it (almost as many as there were “what the fuck?” elements). But most noticeably when [Read More…]
On Introverts and Misanthropes Being Trolled by The Muppet Christmas Carol Line, “And if you need to know the measure of a man, you simply count his friends.”
In the category of, “Well, guess I’m fucked then,” there’s a particular lyric from 1992’s The Muppet Christmas Carol that will leave introverts, shy people [Read More…]
In the Present, Kate McCallister Would Be Called a “Karen” Rather Than “Hyper”
While the fan focus of Home Alone tends to be on Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) or his antagonists, Harry (Joe Pesci) and Marv (Daniel Stern), Kevin’s mom, [Read More…]
A New Key Takeaway From Home Alone: Busybodies Ruin Lives
As the obsession with Home Alone only grows stronger with each passing year, it’s been studied almost like a hallowed text. And technically, it is, [Read More…]
Apart from Illuminating His Sexual Abuses and Violences, Sean Combs: The Reckoning Makes It Clear That Diddy’s Own Insecurities About His Lack of Talent Are What Turned Him Into Such a Monster
*Note: throughout this article, Sean Combs will be referred to dissonantly by his various names, perhaps a testament to the many masks he wears. Among [Read More…]
