Category: Celebrity News
Too Much Trauma Shield: Britney’s Seeming Immunity to Critiques of Environmentally-Damaging Displays of Wealth
Amid Taylor Swift’s placement on the slow-burning pyre for being the celebrity with the highest amount of carbon emissions this year, other stars of every [Read More…]
The Celebrity Private Jet “Reckoning”
Usually, when Saint Hoax gets around to mocking something (consistently obsessing over American shit instead of giving us a glimpse into their own more oppressive [Read More…]
Madonna Gives Dubious Moving Advice
Madonna is one of those people who undeniably prides herself on being good at everything. And, for the most part, she is. But, on the [Read More…]
Jessica Simpson’s Tell-All Is the One Britney Spears Should Be Giving Us
Perhaps only the hardened millennial girl willing to admit her age to herself will concede to acknowledging that Jessica Simpson was a pretty big fucking [Read More…]
The Misunderstood Critic in the Age of Celebrity Worship, Or: The Critic Hasn’t Written the Lines You’d Like to Hear, Or: Ann Powers to Lana Del Rey: Bitch You Ain’t Joni Mitchell
Something happened long ago when celebrities were finally allowed the same democratizing outlet as every other plebe: “the tool” of social media. It “empowered” them [Read More…]
Celebrities Suque, Or Smoking in the Met
It goes without saying that being a celebrity probably makes everything better. They can bitch all they want about the lack of privacy–and Kim K [Read More…]
Madonna Continues to Give Angelina Jolie a Run For Her Money
Just when you thought Madonna was done adopting for good after 1) denying rumors of her intentions to take in two twin girls from Malawi [Read More…]
The Ferrer-est of Them All: Goodnight Sweet Miguel
Miguel Ferrer had one of those faces that sticks in your mind for life. One supposes that, with such a quality, it’s no wonder that [Read More…]
Kim K’s Baby News Usurped by Her Stepmother’s Vanity Fair Cover
If there is one person on this earth besides Paris Hilton who expects unbridled attention, it’s Kim Kardashian (a trait she obviously stole from her [Read More…]
If Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter Can’t Make It Work, Who Can?
Recent news of an “amicable split” between Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter has left film enthusiasts and love optimists alike wondering if a long-lasting [Read More…]
