Bridgerfuck: When It Comes to High Society Scandal, 1800s London Wins Over 00s NYC

The overt comparisons being made between Bridgerton and Gossip Girl are most certainly not without their validity. For Julie Andrews narrating as Lady Whistledown regarding [Read More…]

The Narrative We All Never Asked to Be a Part Of Has Finally Ended–Though Kanye Still Probably Believes He and Taylor “Might Still Have Sex”

Throughout the barrage of announcements yesterday salivating over the hot gossip off the press that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West would be filing for divorce [Read More…]

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina’s Final Season: The Light Is Coming To Give Back Everything the Darkness Stole, Or Is the Dark Coming To Give Back Everything the Lightness Stole?

As Ariana Grande once said, “The light is coming to give back everything the darkness stole.” But this mantra is the precise antithesis of what [Read More…]

Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve Takes Major Inspiration From Daria’s “Fizz Ed”

It seemed too unreal to believe in many ways. And yet, at the same time, a stark glimpse into an evermore reliant-upon-corporate-“sponsorship” future. Corporate socialism, [Read More…]