Tag: Britney Spears
In Spite of Probably Having No Idea Who Giorgio Moroder Is, Britney Spears Will Collaborate on His Next Album
Britney Spears, who has been detached from her body since 2007, doesn’t know who a lot of people are. But one can be almost certain [Read More…]
On The Correlation of Celebrity Perfumes and An Ensuing Career Demise
There is no short supply of celebrity fragrances in this life. In general, becoming famous automatically means you’ll eventually have to brand your own scent. [Read More…]
Britney Predicted Being Cheated On With “Perfume”
Arguably the sleeper hit of Fall 2013, the Sia-penned track “Perfume” appeared on Britney Spears’ eighth album, Britney Jean. In the wake of the revelation [Read More…]
Desperately Seeking A Revival of Scandal at the VMAs
Last night, MTV put on their thirtieth annual Video Music Awards ceremony. The vibe? Decidedly staid. Considering its inaugural show at Radio City Music Hall [Read More…]
Britney Spears’ “Born to Make You Happy” As The Ultimate 1950s Anthem for Women
Where ballads about romance are concerned, Britney Spears has never been in short supply. Her first album, …Baby One More Time, was an exemplar of [Read More…]
The Celebrities Who’ve Grafted the American Flag With the Most Sophistication
There was a time when wearing American flag garb meant you were some kind of hillbilly or shit kicker. Over time, however, it’s evolved in [Read More…]
A Psychological Breakdown of Your Issues By Pop Star
There’s a lot that can go wrong inside a person’s head, especially when she’s a woman. If you’ve ever felt depressed or irate over common [Read More…]
Trying to Find Meaning in Britney and Kevin: Chaotic
Cher Horowitz may have once thought finding meaning in a Pauly Shore movie was the ultimate challenge, but, at that point, Britney and Kevin: Chaotic [Read More…]
Diary of Britney Spears: Pinpointing Signs of a Breakdown
If you’re on the older side of a millennial (forgive me for use of the term), you will undoubtedly remember when a show called Diary [Read More…]
The Existential Beauty of “Lucky” by Britney Spears
Has any recent pop star ever so eloquently captured the meaninglessness of life than Britney Spears with “Lucky”? Quite simply, no. Released at a time [Read More…]
