Tag: Britney Spears
Wade Robson Causes Justin Timberlake Two Major Heartaches
As soon as one gets past the initial shock of Wade Robson’s vomit-inducing confessions in Leaving Neverland, they suddenly seem to remember that Robson himself [Read More…]
Britney Spears’ “Alien” Speaks to the Outsider In Us All
Britney Jean, the forgettable 2013 album that might have stayed buried were it not for “Work Bitch” and “Perfume” is arguably one of Britney Spears’ [Read More…]
Unclear Why Britney Was Having An Existential Crisis About Not Being a Girl, Not Yet A Woman When It’s Obviously the Best Thing to Be
Released as a single in February of 2002, after Britney Spears had recently turned twenty, “I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman” was intended [Read More…]
Christina Aguilera’s Kiss With Madonna Basically Got Fucked Over Because of Patriarchal Editing
In August of 2003, everyone was talking about a single instant that would become one of the defining moments of pop culture history: Madonna kissing [Read More…]
What Goes Around Does Not Come Around: The Karma Imbalance of Britney and Justin
2006. It was a strange period in American history. TMZ had just started to go full steam ahead after being founded in ’05, Lindsay accordingly [Read More…]
Only Britney Spears Could Find A Way Revolutionize Perfume for All Genders While Still Maintaining Her Heteronormative Steez
As a girl with the most extensive number of perfumes in the celebrity game (illustriously beating out Paris Hilton) and a song called, naturally, “Perfume,” [Read More…]
I Hate To Break It To You But… Britney Spears Was the Original Elon Musk
Britney Spears has still never received her full due in so many respects (even Paris Hilton has been heralded as a “businesswoman” in the present), [Read More…]
Britney Spears Being Lauded Over Christina Aguilera at VMAs As Exemplification of People Preferring Trash
Thanks to Christina Aguilera’s appearance on Carpool Karaoke (will she ever recapture the magic of Stripped?), various channels of the internet are visiting their early [Read More…]
Britney Spears Finally Gets Plucked Out of the Trash by High Fashion
Britney Spears, once just as known for her sporting of irreverent word tees and Von Dutch trucker hats as she was for shaving her head [Read More…]
Everyone Is So Literal, Or: Britney Spears Rendered As Cleopatra
As recently complained about by Madonna via one of her Instagram stories, “Everyone is so literal.” This, however, is something she’s spoken out about for [Read More…]
