Tag: Britney Spears
Mondo Bullshittio #14: Obsessing Over Adele’s Weight When It’s Really About Your Own Body Issues
Rotund girls everywhere have officially felt more than mildly betrayed by an off-handed image Adele posted yesterday on her Instagram. One thanking fans and friends [Read More…]
Madonna Speaking to Us From Her Rose Petal-Filled Bath About How “COVID-19 Is the Great Equalizer” Is Peak Why Celebrities Are the New Marie Antoinette Right Now
*disclaimer: I am a Madonna fan forever and always, but everyone has their limits now and again Regardless of whether or not it was Mother’s [Read More…]
Jessica Simpson’s Tell-All Is the One Britney Spears Should Be Giving Us
Perhaps only the hardened millennial girl willing to admit her age to herself will concede to acknowledging that Jessica Simpson was a pretty big fucking [Read More…]
People Getting Excited About Britney Spears Having An Art Show “In France” Is Peak American Naïveté
Even if Britney Spears might not be in total, legitimate control of her life thanks to a seemingly endless battle over terminating the conservatorship that [Read More…]
Britney Spears’ “Mannequin”: A Mantra for How to Unemotionally Detach
While Britney Spears’ oeuvre is frequently deemed maudlin to the point of excess (earlier tracks like “From the Bottom of My Broken Heart” and “E-Mail [Read More…]
Wade Robson Causes Justin Timberlake Two Major Heartaches
As soon as one gets past the initial shock of Wade Robson’s vomit-inducing confessions in Leaving Neverland, they suddenly seem to remember that Robson himself [Read More…]
Britney Spears’ “Alien” Speaks to the Outsider In Us All
Britney Jean, the forgettable 2013 album that might have stayed buried were it not for “Work Bitch” and “Perfume” is arguably one of Britney Spears’ [Read More…]
Unclear Why Britney Was Having An Existential Crisis About Not Being a Girl, Not Yet A Woman When It’s Obviously the Best Thing to Be
Released as a single in February of 2002, after Britney Spears had recently turned twenty, “I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman” was intended [Read More…]
Christina Aguilera’s Kiss With Madonna Basically Got Fucked Over Because of Patriarchal Editing
In August of 2003, everyone was talking about a single instant that would become one of the defining moments of pop culture history: Madonna kissing [Read More…]
What Goes Around Does Not Come Around: The Karma Imbalance of Britney and Justin
2006. It was a strange period in American history. TMZ had just started to go full steam ahead after being founded in ’05, Lindsay accordingly [Read More…]
